Donnie Darko Quotes
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Gretchen : Hey. What's going on?
David : Horrible accident. My neighbour... got killed.
Gretchen : What happened?
David : Got smooshed by a jet engine.
Gretchen : What was his name?
David : Donnie. Donnie Darko.
Gretchen : Hmm.
David : I feel bad for his family.
Gretchen : Yeah.
David : Did you know him?
Gretchen : No.
Gretchen : Hey. What's going on?
David : Horrible accident. My neighbour... got killed.
Gretchen : What happened?
David : Got smooshed by a jet engine.
Gretchen : What was his name?
David : Donnie. Donnie Darko.
Gretchen : Hmm.
David : I feel bad for his family.
Gretchen : Yeah.
David : Did you know him?
Gretchen : No.
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[ Seth is holding a knife to Donnie's throat as a car approaches along the road ]
Seth Devlin : Did you call the fucking cops?
Donnie : Deus ex machina...
Seth Devlin : What did you say? What the fuck did you just say?
Donnie : Our saviour.
Seth Devlin : Did you call the fucking cops?
Donnie : Deus ex machina...
Seth Devlin : What did you say? What the fuck did you just say?
Donnie : Our saviour.
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Donnie : [ reading poem in class ] A storm is coming, Frank says / A storm that will swallow the children / And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain / I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps / And send the monsters back to the underground / I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them / Except for me / Because I am Donnie Darko.
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Rose Darko : Our son just called me a bitch.
Edward Darko : You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.
Edward Darko : You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.
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Kitty Farmer : If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day.
Donnie : [ motions to speak... ] [ cut to principal's office ]
Principal Cole : So... Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms Farmer?
Kitty Farmer : [ loudly interjecting ] I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
Edward Darko : [ attempts to stifle a laugh ]
Donnie : [ motions to speak... ] [ cut to principal's office ]
Principal Cole : So... Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms Farmer?
Kitty Farmer : [ loudly interjecting ] I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
Edward Darko : [ attempts to stifle a laugh ]
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Rose Darko : I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object into her anus is something that should go unpunished.
Edward Darko : I think we should buy him a moped.
Rose Darko : I think we should get a divorce.
Edward Darko : I think we should buy him a moped.
Rose Darko : I think we should get a divorce.
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Dr. Lilian Thurman : Donnie, an atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God. You're an agnostic. An agnostic is someone who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God, but does not deny the possibility that God exists.
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Ronald Fisher : Someone oughta write that bitch. [ referring to Roberta Sparrow ]
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Donnie : They say right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds that... destruction is a form of creation," so the fact that they burn the money is ironic. They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. They want to change things.
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Karen Pommeroy : The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.
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Dr. Lilian Thurman : What is going to happen?
Donnie : [ crying ] Frank is gonna kill...
Dr. Lilian Thurman : Who is he going to kill? Who is he going to kill, Donnie?
Donnie : [ sees Frank ] I CAN SEE HIM RIGHT NOW!
Donnie : [ crying ] Frank is gonna kill...
Dr. Lilian Thurman : Who is he going to kill? Who is he going to kill, Donnie?
Donnie : [ sees Frank ] I CAN SEE HIM RIGHT NOW!
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Edward Darko : I - I know - I'm not the - best communicator, but... whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny. They will. But what you gotta understand, son, is that almost all of those people are full of shit. [ laughs ]
Edward Darko : They're all part of this great big conspiracy: bullshit. And they're scared of people like you, because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them. You know what you say to people like that? Hmm? "Fuck you." [ laughs ]
Edward Darko : They're all part of this great big conspiracy: bullshit. And they're scared of people like you, because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them. You know what you say to people like that? Hmm? "Fuck you." [ laughs ]
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Roberta Sparrow : [ whispering into Donnie's ear ] Every creature on this earth dies alone.
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Elizabeth : You can go suck a fuck!
Donnie : Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth: how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Donnie : Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth: how exactly does one suck a fuck?
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