The Tailor of Panama Quotes

Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Are you pulling my pisser?
Harold 'Harry' Pendel: Not unless the President's pulling mine!

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Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Don't be a cunt, Harry, we're made for each other. You've got the debts, I've got the money. Where's your patriotism?
Harold 'Harry' Pendel: I had it out in prison, without an anesthetic.

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Cavendish: Not the Osnard who got drummed out of Madrid? Foreign Minister's wife, wasn't it?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Not his wife. Mistress. There are some things I won't do for England.

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Harry Pendel: Welcome to Panama, Casablanca without heroes.

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Harry Pendel: The way I see it, we all have a dream of ourselves, that we could be more than we are. Well, Pendel and Braithwaite are here to help you realize that dream, in the Savile Row tradition.

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Louisa Pendel: Do you love her?
Harry Pendel: Yes, I love her. But I have never *made* love to her.

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