Django Unchained Quotes
The LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. Employee: [to Django]You're alright for a black fella!
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Django: [bursts into a room of runaway slave catchers, guns drawn]D'Artagnan, motherfuckers!
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Big John Brittle: [preparing to whip Little Jody]And the Lord said The fear of ye, and the dread of ye, shall be on every beast of the Earth.
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[Django is hesitating to kill Smitty Bacall]Dr. King Schultz: [teasing]Ooh. What happened to Mister I Wanna Shoot White Folks For Money?
Django: His son's with him.
Dr. King Schultz: Well, good. He'll have a loved one with him. Maybe even share a last word. That's better than most of them get. Damn sight better than he deserves. [Django still hesitates]
Dr. King Schultz: Put down the rifle. [Django cocks back the safety and puts the rifle down]
Dr. King Schultz: Don't worry, I'm not mad at you. Let's take out Smitty Bacall's handbill. [hands it to Django]
Dr. King Schultz: Now, read it out loud. Consider that today's lesson.
Django: [stumbles while reading]Wanted... dead or alive. Smitty Bacall and the Smitty Bacall G...
Dr. King Schultz: Gang.
Django: Gang. For murder and... s-stagecoach ro... robbery. Seven zero-zero-zero...
Dr. King Schultz: Seven thousand.
Django: Seven...?
Dr. King Schultz: Thousand.
Django: Seven thousand... dollars for Smitty Bacall, one thousand, and five hundred dollars for each of his... gang m...
Dr. King Schultz: Mem...?
Django: Members. Known members of the Smitty Bacall Gang are as follas...
Dr. King Schultz: Follows.
Django: Follows. Dandy Michaels, Gerald Nash and...
Dr. King Schultz: [finishes for him]Crazy Craig Koons. [points to the portrait on the poster]
Dr. King Schultz: *That* is who Smitty Bacall is. If Smitty Bacall wanted to start a farm at 22, they would never have printed that. [takes back the handbill]
Dr. King Schultz: But Smitty Bacall wanted to rob stagecoaches, and he didn't mind killing people to do it. Do you want to save your wife by doing what I do? This is what I do. I kill people and sell their corpses for cash. This corpse is worth seven thousand dollars. Now, quit your pussyfooting
Django: His son's with him.
Dr. King Schultz: Well, good. He'll have a loved one with him. Maybe even share a last word. That's better than most of them get. Damn sight better than he deserves. [Django still hesitates]
Dr. King Schultz: Put down the rifle. [Django cocks back the safety and puts the rifle down]
Dr. King Schultz: Don't worry, I'm not mad at you. Let's take out Smitty Bacall's handbill. [hands it to Django]
Dr. King Schultz: Now, read it out loud. Consider that today's lesson.
Django: [stumbles while reading]Wanted... dead or alive. Smitty Bacall and the Smitty Bacall G...
Dr. King Schultz: Gang.
Django: Gang. For murder and... s-stagecoach ro... robbery. Seven zero-zero-zero...
Dr. King Schultz: Seven thousand.
Django: Seven...?
Dr. King Schultz: Thousand.
Django: Seven thousand... dollars for Smitty Bacall, one thousand, and five hundred dollars for each of his... gang m...
Dr. King Schultz: Mem...?
Django: Members. Known members of the Smitty Bacall Gang are as follas...
Dr. King Schultz: Follows.
Django: Follows. Dandy Michaels, Gerald Nash and...
Dr. King Schultz: [finishes for him]Crazy Craig Koons. [points to the portrait on the poster]
Dr. King Schultz: *That* is who Smitty Bacall is. If Smitty Bacall wanted to start a farm at 22, they would never have printed that. [takes back the handbill]
Dr. King Schultz: But Smitty Bacall wanted to rob stagecoaches, and he didn't mind killing people to do it. Do you want to save your wife by doing what I do? This is what I do. I kill people and sell their corpses for cash. This corpse is worth seven thousand dollars. Now, quit your pussyfooting
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[in a flashback, when Django is doing target practice]Dr. King Schultz: Do you know what they're going to call you? The Fastest Gun in the South.
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Dr. King Schultz: [Big Daddy approaches with a mob of other people to confront Schultz and Django after they killed the Brittle brothers]Everybody calm down, we mean no one else any harm!
Big Daddy: Who are you two jokers?
Dr. King Schultz: I am Dr. King Schultz, a legal representative of the criminal justice system of the United States of America. The man to my left is Django Freeman, he's my deputy. In my pocket is a warrant signed by circuit court judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin, Texas, for the arrest and capture, dead or alive, of John Brittle, Ellis Brittle, and Roger Brittle...
Django: They were going by the name of Shaffer.
Dr. King Schultz: You know them by the name Shaffer, but the butchers real names were Brittle. These are wanted men; the law wants them for murder. I reiterate, this warrant states dead or alive. When Django and myself executed these men on sight, we were operating within our legal boundaries. Now, I realize passions are high, but I must warn you, the penalty for taking deadly force against a officer of the court in the performance of his duty is, you will be hung by the neck until you are dead.
Dr. King Schultz: [pause]May I please remove the warrant from my pocket so you may examine it?
Big Daddy: [Resting his rifle on his shoulder]Gimme.
Dr. King Schultz: Satisfied? May I have that back?
Big Daddy: Get off my land!
Big Daddy: Who are you two jokers?
Dr. King Schultz: I am Dr. King Schultz, a legal representative of the criminal justice system of the United States of America. The man to my left is Django Freeman, he's my deputy. In my pocket is a warrant signed by circuit court judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin, Texas, for the arrest and capture, dead or alive, of John Brittle, Ellis Brittle, and Roger Brittle...
Django: They were going by the name of Shaffer.
Dr. King Schultz: You know them by the name Shaffer, but the butchers real names were Brittle. These are wanted men; the law wants them for murder. I reiterate, this warrant states dead or alive. When Django and myself executed these men on sight, we were operating within our legal boundaries. Now, I realize passions are high, but I must warn you, the penalty for taking deadly force against a officer of the court in the performance of his duty is, you will be hung by the neck until you are dead.
Dr. King Schultz: [pause]May I please remove the warrant from my pocket so you may examine it?
Big Daddy: [Resting his rifle on his shoulder]Gimme.
Dr. King Schultz: Satisfied? May I have that back?
Big Daddy: Get off my land!
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Django: [as Schultz prepares to pour the beer]What kind of dentist are you?
Dr. King Schultz: [smiles]Ha! [Schultz fills the beer glasses from the tap]
Dr. King Schultz: Despite that cart, I haven't practiced dentistry in five years. But these days, I practice a new profession... [Schultz grabs the glasses filled with beer and gives a drink to Django]
Dr. King Schultz: Bounty hunter. [Schultz sits down with his own glass]
Dr. King Schultz: Do you know what a bounty hunter is?
Django: No.
Dr. King Schultz: Well, the way the slave trade deals in human lives for cash, a bounty hunter deals in corpses. [Schultz clinks his beer glass to Django's]
Dr. King Schultz: Prost! [pause]
Dr. King Schultz: The state places a bounty on a man's head. I track that man, I find that man, I kill that man. [pause]
Dr. King Schultz: After I've killed him, I transport that man's corpse back to the authorities. Sometimes that's easier said than done. I show that corpse to the authorities, proving yes, indeed, I truly have killed him, at which point the authorities pay me the bounty. So, like slavery, it's a flesh for cash business.
Dr. King Schultz: [smiles]Ha! [Schultz fills the beer glasses from the tap]
Dr. King Schultz: Despite that cart, I haven't practiced dentistry in five years. But these days, I practice a new profession... [Schultz grabs the glasses filled with beer and gives a drink to Django]
Dr. King Schultz: Bounty hunter. [Schultz sits down with his own glass]
Dr. King Schultz: Do you know what a bounty hunter is?
Django: No.
Dr. King Schultz: Well, the way the slave trade deals in human lives for cash, a bounty hunter deals in corpses. [Schultz clinks his beer glass to Django's]
Dr. King Schultz: Prost! [pause]
Dr. King Schultz: The state places a bounty on a man's head. I track that man, I find that man, I kill that man. [pause]
Dr. King Schultz: After I've killed him, I transport that man's corpse back to the authorities. Sometimes that's easier said than done. I show that corpse to the authorities, proving yes, indeed, I truly have killed him, at which point the authorities pay me the bounty. So, like slavery, it's a flesh for cash business.
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Dr. King Schultz: [after Django has shot through a bottle]*That's* accurate.
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Django: [after destroying the Candie plantation, approaches Broomhilda]Hey, little troublemaker.
Broomhilda: Hey, big troublemaker.
Broomhilda: Hey, big troublemaker.
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Bag Head
2: Anybody bring any extra bags?
Unnamed Baghead: No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
Bag Head
2: I'm just askin'!
Unnamed Baghead: Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?
Big Daddy: Well... shitfire! If you don't wear it as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!
Unnamed Baghead: Well I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breath in this fuckin' thing! And I can't ride in this fuckin' thing!
Willard: Well fuck all y'all, I'm goin' home! You know I watched my wife work all day getting 30 bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nuthin! [rides away]
Big Daddy: Now, look! Let's not forget why we're here. We got to kill a nigger over that hill there. And we gotta make a lesson out of him.
Bag Head
2: Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?
Unnamed Baghead: I think... we all think... the bag was a nice idea. [mumbled agreement among others]
Unnamed Baghead: . But... I'm not pointin' any fingers... they coulda been done better. So, how 'bout... no bags this time. But next time, we do the bags right and then we go full regalia.
Big Daddy: Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags.
Bag Head
2: But nobody can see.
Big Daddy: So?
Bag Head
2: So it'd be nice to see.
Big Daddy: God dammit! This is a raid! I can't see, you can't see. So what? All that matters is can the fucking horse see? That's a raid!
2: Anybody bring any extra bags?
Unnamed Baghead: No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
Bag Head
2: I'm just askin'!
Unnamed Baghead: Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?
Big Daddy: Well... shitfire! If you don't wear it as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!
Unnamed Baghead: Well I can't see in this fuckin' thing! I can't breath in this fuckin' thing! And I can't ride in this fuckin' thing!
Willard: Well fuck all y'all, I'm goin' home! You know I watched my wife work all day getting 30 bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nuthin! [rides away]
Big Daddy: Now, look! Let's not forget why we're here. We got to kill a nigger over that hill there. And we gotta make a lesson out of him.
Bag Head
2: Okay, I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?
Unnamed Baghead: I think... we all think... the bag was a nice idea. [mumbled agreement among others]
Unnamed Baghead: . But... I'm not pointin' any fingers... they coulda been done better. So, how 'bout... no bags this time. But next time, we do the bags right and then we go full regalia.
Big Daddy: Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags.
Bag Head
2: But nobody can see.
Big Daddy: So?
Bag Head
2: So it'd be nice to see.
Big Daddy: God dammit! This is a raid! I can't see, you can't see. So what? All that matters is can the fucking horse see? That's a raid!
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Dicky Speck: [as Django walks over to Ace Speck's body to retrieve his coat]Nigger! Don't you touch my brother's coat! [Django turns around and walks towards Dicky Speck; he angrily stomps on his shattered leg]
Dicky Speck: AHHH! GOD DAMN IT! OH!
Dicky Speck: AHHH! GOD DAMN IT! OH!
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Calvin Candie: How long was he lose?
Mr. Stonesipher: About, a day. Just the other night.
Calvin Candie: How far he get off of the property?
Mr. Stonesipher: About twenty miles off the prop. Pretty far considering that limp he's got though.
Calvin Candie: M-hmm.
Mr. Stonesipher: About, a day. Just the other night.
Calvin Candie: How far he get off of the property?
Mr. Stonesipher: About twenty miles off the prop. Pretty far considering that limp he's got though.
Calvin Candie: M-hmm.
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Calvin Candie: You do not have anything to drink. Can I get you a tasty refreshment?
Dr. King Schultz: Yes! I'll have a beer.
Calvin Candie: Wunderbar.
Dr. King Schultz: Yes! I'll have a beer.
Calvin Candie: Wunderbar.
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Dr. King Schultz: I can't express the joy I felt conversing in my mother tongue. And Hildi is a charming conversation companion.
Calvin Candie: Well, be careful now, Dr. Schultz. You might have caught yourself a little dose of nigger love. Nigger love's a powerful emotion, boy. It's like a pool of black tar. Once it catches your ass, your caught.
Stephen: Yessir, you stuck!
Lara Lee Candie-Fitzwilly: I don't know, doctor. You can lay on all the German sweet talk you want, but it looks like this pony's got big eyes for Django.
Dr. King Schultz: Well, naturally, it is the soaring eagle that attracts her attention, not the plucked chicken.
Calvin Candie: Well, be careful now, Dr. Schultz. You might have caught yourself a little dose of nigger love. Nigger love's a powerful emotion, boy. It's like a pool of black tar. Once it catches your ass, your caught.
Stephen: Yessir, you stuck!
Lara Lee Candie-Fitzwilly: I don't know, doctor. You can lay on all the German sweet talk you want, but it looks like this pony's got big eyes for Django.
Dr. King Schultz: Well, naturally, it is the soaring eagle that attracts her attention, not the plucked chicken.
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U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: [the Marshall has arrived to confront Dr Schultz]This is U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum.
Dr. King Schultz: Wunderbar, Marshall! I have relieved myself of all weapons, and just as you have instructed, I am ready to step outside, with my hands raised above my head. I trust, as a representative of the criminal justice system of The United States of America, I shan't be shot down in the street, by either you or your deputies, before I've had my day in court.
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: You mean like you did our sheriff?
Dr. King Schultz: Yes, that's exactly what I mean! Do I have your word as a lawman, not to shoot me down like a dog in the street?
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: Well, as much as we'd all enjoy seein' somethin' like that, ain't nobody gonna cheat the hangman in my town.
Dr. King Schultz: Fair enough Marshall, here we come! [to Django]
Dr. King Schultz: They're a little tense out there. So don't make any quick movements, and let me do the talking.
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: Come ahead. You unarmed?
Dr. King Schultz: Yes indeed we are. Marshall Tatum, may I address you and your deputies, and apparently the entire town of Daughtrey, as to the incident that just occurred?
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: Go on...
Dr. King Schultz: My name is Dr. King Schultz, and like yourself, marshall, I am a servant of the court. The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey saw fit to elect as their sheriff, who went by the name of Bill Sharp, is actually a wanted outlaw by the name of Willard Peck, with a price on his head of two hundred dollars. Now, that's two hundred dollars, dead or alive.
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: The hell you say!
Dr. King Schultz: I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news, but I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last two years? I know this b
Dr. King Schultz: Wunderbar, Marshall! I have relieved myself of all weapons, and just as you have instructed, I am ready to step outside, with my hands raised above my head. I trust, as a representative of the criminal justice system of The United States of America, I shan't be shot down in the street, by either you or your deputies, before I've had my day in court.
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: You mean like you did our sheriff?
Dr. King Schultz: Yes, that's exactly what I mean! Do I have your word as a lawman, not to shoot me down like a dog in the street?
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: Well, as much as we'd all enjoy seein' somethin' like that, ain't nobody gonna cheat the hangman in my town.
Dr. King Schultz: Fair enough Marshall, here we come! [to Django]
Dr. King Schultz: They're a little tense out there. So don't make any quick movements, and let me do the talking.
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: Come ahead. You unarmed?
Dr. King Schultz: Yes indeed we are. Marshall Tatum, may I address you and your deputies, and apparently the entire town of Daughtrey, as to the incident that just occurred?
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: Go on...
Dr. King Schultz: My name is Dr. King Schultz, and like yourself, marshall, I am a servant of the court. The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey saw fit to elect as their sheriff, who went by the name of Bill Sharp, is actually a wanted outlaw by the name of Willard Peck, with a price on his head of two hundred dollars. Now, that's two hundred dollars, dead or alive.
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: The hell you say!
Dr. King Schultz: I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news, but I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last two years? I know this b
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Dr. King Schultz: [to Django after shooting Calvin]I'm sorry... [pause]
Dr. King Schultz: I couldn't resist. [Butch raises his gun and shoots at Schultz]
Dr. King Schultz: I couldn't resist. [Butch raises his gun and shoots at Schultz]
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