Arthur Newman Quotes

Arthur Newman: Where are the real hot dogs?
Cashier Girl: Uh, we don't have them any more. Just the tofu dogs.
Arthur Newman: How is that possible? You know, not all of us want the healthy alternative.

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[first lines]Unemployment Official: Congratulations, Mr. Avery. Putting you in the system, you're good to go. So by next week.
Wallace Avery: I, I can't wait 'til next week, I have business prospects elsewhere.
Unemployment Official: Oh, good for you, sir. Are you going to work at another FedEx?

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Mike: Who are you? I mean really.
Arthur Newman: I guess I've always been Arthur Newman. Life just forced another individual on me.

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Kevin Avery: Didn't you think he was kind of boring?
Mina Crawley: Focus on the positive. You're dad was - is...
Kevin Avery: Come on, Mina.
Mina Crawley: Okay, he was incredibly boring.
Kevin Avery: I mean, the lectures. Boring does not...
Mina Crawley: I love him, though. I love him.
Kevin Avery: Yeah. It's a lot easier to love a dead man, isn't it?

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Arthur Newman: Family just crushes your heart, doesn't it?

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[last lines]Mike: Bye, Wallace.
Arthur Newman: Don't worry, I know where to find you.

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