Django Unchained Quotes

Billy Crash: [after Django attacks one of Candie's men, pulling him off his horse]Oh, you are one lucky nigger!
Django: You better listen to your boss, white boy!
Billy Crash: Oh, I'ma go walkin' in the moonlight with you!
Django: You wanna hold my hand? [Billy Crash laughs]

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Django: It's me, baby...

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Django: You kill people? And they give you a reward?
Dr. King Schultz: Certain people, yeah...
Django: Bad people?
Dr. King Schultz: [grins]Ah! Badder they are, the bigger the reward.

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Calvin Candie: I've heard tell about you. I heard you been telling everybody them mandingos ain't no damn good, ain't nothing nobody is selling is worth buying - I'm curious. What makes you such a mandingo expert?
Django: I'm curious what makes you so curious.

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Dr. King Schultz: How long have you been associated with Mr. Candie?
Leonide Moguy: Oh, Calvin's father and I were about eleven when we went to boarding school together. Calvin's father's father put me through law school. One could almost say I was raised to be Calvin's lawyer.
Django: One could almost say you's a nigga.
Leonide Moguy: What did you say?
Django: I said...
Dr. King Schultz: He's just being cheeky.

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Dr. King Schultz: Anything else about Mr. Candie I should know about before I meet him?
Leonide Moguy: Yes, he is a bit of a francophile. Well, what civilized people aren't? And he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr. Candie.
Dr. King Schultz: Si c'est cela qu'il prÚfÞre. [Whatever he prefers]
Leonide Moguy: He doesn't speak French. Don't speak French to him, it'll embarrass him.

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Dr. King Schultz: Auf Wiedersehen. Bullseye.

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Django: [playing his role as a black slaver to the hilt]You niggas gon' understand something about me! I'm worse than any of these white men here! You get the molasses out your ass, and you keep your goddamn eyeballs off me!

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Stephen: [after Django is recaptured, stripped naked, taken to a barn and chained upside down from the ceiling; Stephen walks in and throws a bag of filthy clothes on the barn floor]You leaving. This here is what you take with you. [Stephen pulls up a stool and sits in front of the hanging Django]
Stephen: Your black ass is what all them motherfuckers at the Big House could talk about for the last few hours. Seem like white folk ain't never had a bright idea in they life was coming up with all kinds of ways to kill your ass. Now, mind you, most of them ideas had to do with fucking with your fun parts. Now, that may seem like a good idea, but the truth is, when you snip a nigga's nuts, most of them bleed out in, oh, about... seven minutes. Most of them. [Stephen chuckles at the shivering, then-helpless Django]
Stephen: Well, more than most. Then I says, Shitfire! The niggas we sell to LeQuint Dickey got it worse than that! And they say, Let's whip him to death!, or Throw him to the Mandingos. Feed him to Stonesipher's dogs. And I said, What's so special about that? We do that shit all the time! Hell's bells, the niggas we sell to LeQuint Dickey got it worse than that! Lo and behold, out of nowhere, Miss Laura come up with the bright idea of giving your ass to the LeQuint Dickey Mining Company! [Django just stares at the old man talking to him]
Stephen: And as a slave of the LeQuint Dickey Mining Company, henceforth until the day you die, all day, every day, you will be swingin' a sledgehammer, turnin' big rocks into little rocks. Now, when you get there, they gonna take away your name, give you a number and a sledgehammer, and say, Get to work! One word of sass, they cut out your tongue. And they good at it, too. You won't bleed out. Oh, they does that real good! They gonna work ya all day, every day 'till your back give out. Then, they're gonna hit you in the head with a hammer, throw your ass down the nigger hole. [Django lo

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Dr. King Schultz: Do most slaves believe in marriage?
Django: Oh, me and wife did. Old Man Carrucan didn't. That's why we, uh, we run off.
Old Man Carrucan: [During Django's flashback when he was a slave on the Carrucan plantation]Django... Django... Django... You got sand, Django. Boy's got sand! I got no use for a nigger with sand. [Django, with a metal collar around his neck and face, looks on]
Old Man Carrucan: I want you to burn a runaway R right here on his cheek, and the girl, too. [Django groans]
Old Man Carrucan: And I want you to take them to the Greenville auction and sell them. Both of them... separately. [Django looks at Old Man Carrucan with rage]
Old Man Carrucan: And this one... you will sell him cheap!

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Dr. King Schultz: My name is Dr. King Schultz, and like yourself, Marshall, I am a servant of the court. The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey saw fit to elect as their sheriff, who went by the name of Bill Sharp, is actually a wanted outlaw by the name of Willard Peck, with a price on his head of 200 dollars. Now, that's 200 dollars, dead or alive.
U.S. Marshall Gill Tatum: The hell you say!
Dr. King Schultz: I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news. But I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last two years. I know this because three years ago, he was rustling cattle from the B.C. Corrigan Cattle Company of Lubbock, Texas. Now, this is a warrant, made out by circuit court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin Texas. You're encouraged to wire him. He'll back up who I am, and who your dear departed sheriff was. In other words Marshall... you owe me 200 dollars.
Django: I'll be damned!

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Big Daddy: Uh, Betina?
Betina: Yes sir, Big Daddy?
Big Daddy: Uh... [to Schultz]
Big Daddy: What's your Jimmie's name again?
Dr. King Schultz: Django.
Big Daddy: Django! [to Betina]
Big Daddy: Betina, sugar, could you take Django there and take him around the grounds here and show him all the pretty stuff?
Betina: As you please, Big Daddy!
Dr. King Schultz: Oh, Mr. Bennett, I must remind you, Django is a free man. He cannot be treated like a slave. He... within the boundaries of good taste, he must be treated as an extension of myself.
Big Daddy: Understood. Betina, sugar?
Betina: Yes?
Big Daddy: Django isn't a slave. Django is a free man. You understand? [Betina pauses]
Big Daddy: You can't treat him like any of the other niggers around here, 'cause he ain't like any of the other nigger around here. Ya got it?
Betina: You mean, you want me to actually treat him like white folks?
Big Daddy: No, that's not what I said!
Betina: Then I don't know what you want, Big Daddy!
Big Daddy: Yes, I can see that. Uh, what's the name of that peckerwood boy from town that works with the glass? His momma work at the lumberyard...
Big Daddy's Mammy: Oh, you mean Jerry?
Big Daddy: That's the boy's name, Jerry! [to Betina]
Big Daddy: You know Jerry, don't ya, sugar?
Betina: Yes, Big Daddy.
Big Daddy: Well, that's it then! Just treat him like you would Jerry!

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Dr. King Schultz: [toasting their business transaction]Prost!
Calvin Candie: [toasting in kind]... German.

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Calvin Candie: [the library doors open revealing Calvin Candie, Stephen is sifting his brandy]What is the matter?
Stephen: [swirling his brandy glass, looks up]Them motherfuckers ain't here to buy no mandingos. They's here for that girl.

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Dr. King Schultz: Oh, Monsieur Candie, you can't imagine what it's like not to hear your mother tongue in four years.
Calvin Candie: Well hell, I can't imagine two weeks in Boston!
Stephen: [laughs out loud]Two weeks in Boston! Monsieur Candie, you a mess!

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Stephen: [singing]In the sweet by and by, we shall meet on that beautiful shore. In the sweet by and by, we shall meet on that beautiful shore... [continues signing]
Stephen: In the sweet...
Django: [Django appears and starts singing]By and by... Ohhhhhh! [Stephen, Miss Lara and everybody else in the room jerks up to Django, who is standing on the top balcony lighting candles]
Django: Ya'll gonna be together with Calvin in the bye-and-bye... [Django pauses as Billy Crash walks up]
Django: ... just a bit sooner than ya'll was expecting!

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Calvin Candie: [to Schultz]Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.

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Dr. King Schultz: Good morning, inn keeper. Two beers for two weary travelers!
Innkeeper: [while busy fixing a lamp bulb in the diner]Ah, it's still a bit early. We won't be open for another hour. By then, we'll be servin' breakfast- [the innkeeper turns around and sees Schultz with Django; he gasps frantically]
Innkeeper: Whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA! [to Django]
Innkeeper: What the hell you think you're doing, boy? [to Schultz]
Innkeeper: Get that nigger outta here! [the innkeeper is then shown running outside]
Innkeeper: Help! HELP!
Dr. King Schultz: [Schultz runs after him]Innkeeper... innkeeper! Remember, get the sheriff, not the marshal!
Innkeeper: [as he is running through the town]Sheriff! Help!
Dr. King Schultz: [Schultz returns to the inn and shrugs to Django]Alas! Now we must act as our own bartender. Sit down, my boy. [Django sits at the table while Schultz goes to the bar to prepare two glasses of beer]

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Django: [while whipping Roger Brittle]Keep it funny!

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Big Daddy: It's against the law for niggers to ride horses in this territory.
Dr. King Schultz: This is my valet, and my valet doesn't walk...
Big Daddy: I said, niggers on horses...
Dr. King Schultz: His name is Django, he's a free man, and he can ride what he pleases!
Big Daddy: Not on my property, not around my niggers he can't!
Dr. King Schultz: My good sir, perhaps we got off on the wrong boot. Allow me to unring this bell! My name is Dr.King Schultz, this is my valet, Django, and these are our horses, Fritz, and Tony. [Fritz the horse does his bow, making the slave girls giggle]
Dr. King Schultz: Mr. Bennett, I've been lead to believe you are a gentleman, and a business man. And it is in these capacities that we've ridden from Texas to Tennessee to talk with you now.
Big Daddy: State your business.
Dr. King Schultz: I wish to purchase one of your nigger gals!
Big Daddy: You and your Jimmie rode from Texas to Tennessee, to buy one of my nigger gals, no appointment, no nothin'?
Dr. King Schultz: Well, I'm afraid so!
Big Daddy: Well what if I say, I don't like you, or your fancy pants nigger, and I wouldn't sell you a tinkers damn! Now, what'cha gotta say about that?
Dr. King Schultz: [Django hands his head, Schultz looks at him and looks back up at Big Daddy]Mr. Bennett! If you are the business man I've been led to believe you to be, I have five thousand things I might say that could change your mind.
Big Daddy: [laughs]Well, c'mon inside and get yourself somethin' cool to drank!

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Dr. King Schultz: Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic.

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Calvin Candie: [after selling Broomhilda to Django and Schultz]Mr. Moguy!
Leonide Moguy: Yes, Calvin?
Calvin Candie: You make this gentlemen a receipt for $12,000, please. [Candie stands up and casually examines his cut hand]
Calvin Candie: It was a pleasure doing business with y'all. [pause]
Calvin Candie: Now gentlemen, if you care to join me in the parlor, we will be serving white cake...

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Django: Hey, white boy! [pause]
Django: I said, hey, white boy!
The LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. Employee: Shut up, black! You ain't got nothing to say I wanna hear!
Django: How would you like to make $11,000?

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Dr. King Schultz: On one hand, I despise slavery. On the other hand, I need your help. If you're not in a position to refuse, all the better. So, for the time being, I'm gonna make this slavery malarkey work to my benefit. Still, having said that, I feel guilty... [pause]
Dr. King Schultz: So, I would like the two of us to enter into an agreement. [Schultz leans in on Django]
Dr. King Schultz: I'm looking for the Brittle brothers. [Django stares at him]
Dr. King Schultz: However, at this endeavor, I'm at a slight disadvantage insofar as I don't know what they look like. [pause]
Dr. King Schultz: But you do. Don't ya?
Django: [Django leans in on Schultz]Oh, I know what they look like, all right.
Dr. King Schultz: Good. So here's my agreement: You travel with me until we find them...
Django: [Django smiles]Where we goin'?
Dr. King Schultz: I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don't know where. That means we visit every plantation in Gatlinburg till we find 'em. And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them. [Django smirks and nods]
Dr. King Schultz: You do that, I agree to give you your freedom; $25 per Brittle brother.

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Stephen: You said you ain't know him.
Broomhilda: Huh?
Stephen: I said, You said you ain't know him.
Broomhilda: I don't.
Stephen: Yes, you do.
Broomhilda: Mister Stephen, I don't.
Stephen: Why is you lying to me?
Broomhilda: [on the verge of tears]I ain't.
Stephen: Then why is you cryin'?
Broomhilda: You scaring me.
Stephen: Why is I'm scarin' you?
Broomhilda: Because you're scary.

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[last lines]Django: Let's get out of here.

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Dr. King Schultz: [Turns to the four remaining slaves]Now, as to you poor devils. So as I see it, when it comes to the subject of what to do next, you gentlemen have two choices. One: once I'm gone, you could lift that beast off the remaining Speck, then carry him to the nearest town; which would be at least 37 miles back the way you came. Or two: you could unshackle yourselves, take that rifle, put a bullet in his head, bury the two of them deep, and then make your way to a more enlightened area of this country. The choice is yours. [Starts to ride off but stops to talk to the slaves again]
Dr. King Schultz: Oh! And on the off chance there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is that one. Tata! [Dr. Shultz rides away with his horse and wagon; Django follows him on horseback but keeps watch of what the four other slaves do to Dicky Speck]
Dicky Speck: [the slaves watch both Shultz and Django walk away and all turn to Dicky Speck, who is lying on the ground wounded]Now, wait a minute, fellas! Let's talk about this! [the black men start approaching him aggressively. One of the men drops the lantern; the slaves each take off their blankets and a couple of them pick up sticks]
Dicky Speck: You gotta be reasonable in a situation like this! [the slaves continue walking towards him, not saying a word. The man on the far right holds a rifle. Django watches and observes all of this]
Dicky Speck: I'm not a bad guy, I'm just doing my job! Blueberry, didn't I give you my last apple? Tell you what, boys, take me to the doc in El Paso, and I'll get you your freedom. [We hear the rifle cocking]
Dicky Speck: No... wait! [the slaves shoot and kill Dicky Speck]

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Calvin Candie: Django, and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen, and you, you old decrepit bastard are to show them every hospitality. You understand that?

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Calvin Candie: Everybody stop antagonizing my guest.

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Dr. King Schultz: Bonsoir ma petite femme noir.

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