Dickie Roberts - Former Child Star Quotes

Girl: [two girls spot Leif Garrett and Dickie talking on the sidewalk] Oh, my God! You're Leif Garrett! I used to have such a crush on you!
Girl: Can I have your autograph?
Dickie Roberts: You want my autograph too? Dickie Roberts.
Girl: No, I'm fine.
Dickie Roberts: How about if I put it on a $5 bill?
Girl: Make it a 20?

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Bully: Hey!
Dickie Roberts: Hey? Don't you mean Oink?

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Dickie Roberts: [to a bully picking on Sam] Is that red hair, or did someone light a fart off your mouth?

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Dickie Roberts: That's a great idea! Not only is she sexy she's a smart Mommy!
Grace Finney: Why did that compliment almost make me puke?

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[Acting as a 6-year-old, finding a new bike on Christmas morning]
Dickie Roberts: Holy shit, a bike!
Rob Reiner: You're six.
Dickie Roberts: Holy crap, a bike!
Rob Reiner: You're six.
Dickie Roberts: Goo-goo, ga-ga, bikey!
Rob Reiner: Too far back.

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