Men in Black II Quotes

Laura: An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything's okay.

Movie: Men in Black II
Kevin Brown/K: Why don't you go get me some coffee?
Agent J: Okay, you usually take it black? 'Couple cubes of kiss-my-ass?

Movie: Men in Black II
Kevin Brown/K: We are who we are; even if we sometimes forget it.

Movie: Men in Black II
[after his head is blown off]
Jack Jeebs: Oh, great, right in the pie-hole. Now nothing's gonna taste right!

Movie: Men in Black II
[as Jeff devours the commuter train from one end, the passengers crowd at the head of the train in panic. The conductor comes out]
Captain Larry Bridgewater, The Motorman: You people clear out of here before I start knocking heads together!
Agent J: You get back in that cabin, and you put the hammer down on this thing!
Captain Larry Bridgewater, The Motorman: I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater, and I decide what happens on this train.
Agent J: Oh, you decide? Okay, come on... [J steers Larry to the rear of the crowd, and points]
Agent J: Larry, this my man Jeff. [Jeff takes another huge bite out of the back of the train]
Captain Larry Bridgewater, The Motorman: Larry just made a decision.
Agent J: Yeah, Larry needs to get his ass back in that cabin!
Captain Larry Bridgewater, The Motorman: Yeah...

Movie: Men in Black II