Diagnosis Murder Quotes

Patient: Have you actually graduated from medical school yet?
Dr. Jesse Travis: Oh no, my mom just dropped me off here for some after school day care and Dr Sloan lets us play with the shiny instruments!
Patient: A physician stand-up comic!

Movie: Diagnosis Murder
[Mark arrives at the murder scene]
Sgt. Steve Sloane: Here's our medical adviser, half an hour late!
Dr. Mark Sloane: First time in two years, my car wouldn't start. [Notices Steve is wearing a baseball uniform]
Dr. Mark Sloane: Do you always go to work like that?
Sgt. Steve Sloane: I'm going straight to batting practice!

Movie: Diagnosis Murder