Desperado Quotes
Buscemi: What happens when he's dead?
El Mariachi: When Bucho's dead... it's over. He is the last one.
Buscemi: End of payback? An eye for an eye and all that crap? You finally gonna be satisfied?
El Mariachi: I think so.
Buscemi: I hope so. 'Cause, I don't have the stomach for this anymore.
El Mariachi: You never did.
Buscemi: Neither did you.
El Mariachi: When Bucho's dead... it's over. He is the last one.
Buscemi: End of payback? An eye for an eye and all that crap? You finally gonna be satisfied?
El Mariachi: I think so.
Buscemi: I hope so. 'Cause, I don't have the stomach for this anymore.
El Mariachi: You never did.
Buscemi: Neither did you.
Movie: Desperado
Buscemi: You got a cleaner mug? This one's dirty.
Short Bartender: **** you man! That's the cleanest one I got!
Short Bartender: **** you man! That's the cleanest one I got!
Movie: Desperado
El Mariachi: I have to go to church.
Carolina: What for?
El Mariachi: Confess my sins. I'm a sinner.
Carolina: What for?
El Mariachi: Confess my sins. I'm a sinner.
Movie: Desperado
Pick-up Guy: This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar... walks to the bartender and says...â? Bartender, I got a bet for you. I'll bet you $300 that I can piss... into that glass over there... and not spill a drop. The bartender looks at the glass. It's like 10 feet away. He says...â?You're telling me you'll bet me $300... that you can piss, standing here... into that glass, and not spill a single drop? Customer looks up and says: That's right. Bartender says, You've got a bet. The guy goes, Okay, here we go. Pulls out his thing. He's thinking about the glass. He's thinking about the glass. Thinking about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. Then he lets it rip. He pisses all over the place. He pisses on the bar. He pisses on the stools, on the floor, the phone. On the bartender! He's pissing everywhere EXCEPT the ****ing glass! Bartender's laughing. He's $300 richer. He's like... piss dripping off his face. He says, You ****ing idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300... puta. Guy goes, Excuse me just one little second. Goes in the back of the bar. There's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, Here you go. $300. The bartender's like...â?Why are you so happy? You just lost $300, idiot! The guy says, See those guys over there? I just bet them $500 APIECE... that I could piss on your bar... your floor, your phone, and piss on you... and not only would you not be mad about it... you'd be happy.
Movie: Desperado
Ted Loring: Ted Loring's my name.
Rocky Lane: From the East, huh?
Ted Loring: Yeah, from... what's it matter where I'm from? I'm headed for God's Country.
Rocky Lane: Yeah? Where's that?
Ted Loring: Texas! The biggest and best part of this country. Where men are men and women are beautiful!
Rocky Lane: From the East, huh?
Ted Loring: Yeah, from... what's it matter where I'm from? I'm headed for God's Country.
Rocky Lane: Yeah? Where's that?
Ted Loring: Texas! The biggest and best part of this country. Where men are men and women are beautiful!
Movie: Desperado