Jumanji Quotes

Alan Parrish: In the jungle you must wait / 'Til the dice read five or eight.

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Alan Parrish: Beware of the ground for which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand.

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Gun salesman: [Van Pelt hands an empty elephant gun shell to the gun store salesman] You know they stopped making these in 1903...?
Hunter Van Pelt: Damn. I'll be needing a replacement weapon.

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Peter Shepherd: This will not be an easy mission - monkeys slow the expedition.

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[after Alan jumps onto Carl's cruiser]
Alan Parrish: What year is it?
Carl: It was brand new.

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[after Alan jumps onto Carl's cruiser]
Alan Parrish: What year is it?
Carl: It was brand new.
Alan Parrish: No, what year is it?
Judy Shepherd: Uh, 1995, remember?
Alan Parrish: [in shock] '95?
Carl: You got some ID? Oh, let me guess, you probably left it in your other Tarzan outfit, right?
Alan Parrish: [to himself] 26 years!
Carl: Are you from around here?
Alan Parrish: I was. But I've been in Jumanji.
Judy Shepherd: Indonesia. He was in the Peace Corps.

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