Denied Quotes
Denis: When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!
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Denis: Oh yeah jerking off is like an aerobic thing for me now man, I'm 40, I do it everyday, I do it everyday. Hell, I've even gone beyond porno, I'm back to regular network t.v.
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Denis: I have actually come to love Hanson, and I'll tell you why. Because they are gonna crash and burn so hard it's gonna be ****ing great!
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Joe Mantegna: [card: For A 'Special' Friend] I directed you in the film Lifeboat, let me tell you... I've seen better acting at a Cambodian whorehouse. Now listen to what I'm telling you, you bloated alcoholic leprechaun, you get paid to tell jokes on stage but do you know what the biggest joke is? Your career. You go from starring in features to starring in your own failed sitcom to being roasted on basic cable? That's hilarious, no, it's *****ing* hilarious. And you have the balls to call yourself a comedian? Your material is more dated than Shannen Doherty's twat!
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