Date Movie Quotes
Julia Jones: Why is she in slow motion?
Grant Funkyerdoder: She likes to make an entrance.
Grant Funkyerdoder: She likes to make an entrance.
Movie: Date Movie
Frank Jones: Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... because frankly, Funkyerdoder, I don't know much about you.
Grant Funkyerdoder: I understand, home boy.
Frank Jones: [looks at camera, turns toward Grant] I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...
Grant Funkyerdoder: You'll bring me down to Chinatown?
Frank Jones: Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.
Grant Funkyerdoder: I understand, home boy.
Frank Jones: [looks at camera, turns toward Grant] I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...
Grant Funkyerdoder: You'll bring me down to Chinatown?
Frank Jones: Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.
Movie: Date Movie
Grant Funkyerdoder: [voice-over reading his message to Julia] If you still love me the way I love you, meet me where Meg Ryan met Tom Hanks.
Julia Jones: On the internet?
Grant Funkyerdoder: [still in voice-over] No, not in You've Got Mail, in Sleepless in Seattle.
Julia Jones: On the internet?
Grant Funkyerdoder: [still in voice-over] No, not in You've Got Mail, in Sleepless in Seattle.
Movie: Date Movie
Julia Jones: Well, we want a traditional wedding. Something simple yet elegent.
Jell-O: Yo! I know exactly the place. Muy romantico! [Holds up a picture of a Taco Bell]
Jell-O: Taco Butt. Think outside my buns.
Julia Jones: It's not quite what we had in mind.
Jell-O: Yo! I know exactly the place. Muy romantico! [Holds up a picture of a Taco Bell]
Jell-O: Taco Butt. Think outside my buns.
Julia Jones: It's not quite what we had in mind.
Movie: Date Movie
Roz Fockyerdoder: [gives Julia the present after the wedding] It's a vaginal thermometer. It's been in our family for generations.
Linda Jones: It lets you know when your ovulating.
Roz Fockyerdoder: And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.
Linda Jones: It lets you know when your ovulating.
Roz Fockyerdoder: And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.
Movie: Date Movie