Dark Shadows Quotes

Willie Loomis: [brandishes an axe]You're gonna have to go through me! [Angelique hurls him aside]

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Carolyn Stoddard: Woof. [attacks Angelique]

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[after having sex]Barnabas Collins: That was a regrettable turn of events.
Angelique Bouchard: You didn't seem to regret it.
Barnabas Collins: Yes. It seems that even in death, I have a weakness for the living flesh... especially yours.
Angelique Bouchard: What a cold way to describe something so hot.
Barnabas Collins: Perhaps. But I cannot succumb to your charms ever again. Please, forgive me.

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Barnabas Collins: Balls are demonstration of power. Balls are how the ruling class remains ruling class.
Roger Collins: Exactly what I was saying, this family could use some balls.
Barnabas Collins: Indeed, and the Collin's family have always held the biggest and most wonderful balls.

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Bearded Hippie: You know the best thing about this war? It's so bad, it's gotta be the last one!

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[Josette appears before Victoria]Josette du Pres: He's coming... he's coming...

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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Welcome home, Barnabas Collins.

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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: [to Victoria]Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day.

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Carolyn Stoddard: You're all stiff and proper and old-fashioned.
Barnabas Collins: And Victoria? Is she not proper?
Carolyn Stoddard: She likes to pretend she's rock'n'roll, but she's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.
Barnabas Collins: Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?
Carolyn Stoddard: The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.
Barnabas Collins: Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun.

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Barnabas Collins: [locked in a box]Let me out! Let me out, I say! Release me!

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Barnabas Collins: I do not feel as though I am becoming more human.
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Give it some time.
Barnabas Collins: Time, Doctor, I have an unfortunate excess of.

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Willie Loomis: Fire. Murder. Angry mob. Run!

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[repeated line]Josette du Pres: Help me...

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Victoria Winters: Hello, my name is Maggie Ev... Hello, my name is Victoria Winters. Please, call me Vicky.

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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: She's a witch! [points at Angelique]

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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Peace wins every war.

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Joshua Collins: Family is the only real wealth.

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