Dark Shadows Quotes

[describing his liberation at the construction site]Barnabas Collins: I was awakened, by a giant dragon with millions of teeth and a thousand shining eyes!

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: [seeing Scooby-Doo]This is a very silly play.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: [to the police]I am prepared to go with you quietly, providing that no other members of my family come to harm. And that Miss Bouchard accompanies me. [grabs Angelique]
Barnabas Collins: After all, are not the two of us kindred?
Angelique Bouchard: Go ahead, slaughter me! Show them what you are!
Barnabas Collins: No, I shall show them what WE are!

Movie: Dark Shadows
Angelique Bouchard: So, what are you going to do to me?
David Collins: Not me. My mommy. [Laura Collins appears]

Movie: Dark Shadows
[from trailer]Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Fight on, Barnabas. Fight on for us.
Barnabas Collins: And fight I shall!

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: Hear me, future dweller, you will be my loyal servant, until such time as I release you.
Willie Loomis: So what's first, master?
Barnabas Collins: You will cleanse me, miscreant.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy. [Barnabas looks confused]

Movie: Dark Shadows
Angelique Bouchard: Sleeping flame, I summon thee / To your form return / Make the night as bright as day / And burn, baby, burn!

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: [resurrected, at Angelique]WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Barnabas Collins: [narrates]Angelique had cursed me to be a vampire, so that my suffering would never end.

Movie: Dark Shadows
[receiving transfusions of human blood]Barnabas Collins: You must have faith, Doctor. For if a man can become a monster, then a monster can become a man.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: [to Elizabeth]Know this: I mean to stay. I mean to be a part of this family again.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: His name was Barnabas Collins, and he was the finest man this family ever knew.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: [to a mortally wounded Angelique]So, this is how it ends. There was a time, when I could have loved you. We could have spent eternity together.
Angelique Bouchard: We still... can...
Barnabas Collins: You never loved me. You wanted to control me.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: [Barnabas has saved David from being crushed by a falling mirror ball, but is now standing in direct sunlight]Barnabas... you're on fire.

Movie: Dark Shadows
[first lines]Barnabas Collins: [narrates]It is said that blood is thicker than water. It is what defines us, binds us... curses us.

Movie: Dark Shadows
[Roger leaves Collinwood]Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Where is Dr Hoffman when you need her?
Barnabas Collins: Indeed.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Angelique Bouchard: Here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to destroy everything you love, so that you'll have nothing left in your life but me! [puts her underwear on Barnabas]

Movie: Dark Shadows
[last words]Angelique Bouchard: [pulls out her heart, offers it to Barnabas]Take it.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Dr. Julia Hoffman: How would you describe Liverpool?
Barnabas Collins: Filthy!

Movie: Dark Shadows
Dr. Julia Hoffman: David believes his mother is a celestial immortality. Fascinating.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Victoria Winters: Hello. My name is Victoria Winters.
Willie Loomis: Congratulations.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: How dare you invade this home with your noxious...
Angelique Bouchard: [kisses him]It really is you!

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: I was not aware you were so threatened by my business acumen.
Angelique Bouchard: Hypnotizing fishermen isn't acumen!

Movie: Dark Shadows
[as Dr Hoffman's body is dumped]Barnabas Collins: I don't have to tell you, Willie, that if you breathe a word of this to anyone, I shall have to kill you in a most unpleasant manner.
Willie Loomis: Don't worry Mr. B, I never liked the bitch anyway...

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: Prey, what month is it?
Willie Loomis: October, that's why there's pumpkins.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: [narrates]Of all the servants I could have spurned, of all the hearts I could have broken, I got one with a secret. I got the witch.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: [sees and touches an asphalt road for the first time]Curious terrain.

Movie: Dark Shadows
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: I always thought there was something strange about Angie, but a witch...
Barnabas Collins: It is she whose hate was so strong she turned me into this hideous creature!
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: No, if she had hated you she would have merely killed you. A curse takes devotion.

Movie: Dark Shadows
[Barnabas searches for Victoria]David Collins: She's headed for Widow's Hill!

Movie: Dark Shadows
Victoria Winters: [about David]He claims to talk to his dead mother. Part of me thinks it's a fantasy, to gain attention. Another part believes it's real, that things such as magic and ghosts do exist. Still, whichever it is to make him happy. I mean as long as one gains happiness, who am I to argue with how they find it?
Barnabas Collins: Eloquently put.

Movie: Dark Shadows