D.C. Follies Quotes
Ben: Success is swell, and success is sweet, but every height has a drop. The less achievement, the less defeat; What's the point of shovin' your way to the top? Livin' laughin' lovin' you're never a flop!
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Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.: Children play with the dreams of tomorrow. And old men play with the memories of yesterday.
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Geraldo Rivera: This is bigger than I thought! Ex-Presidents in the den of iniquity!
Richard Nixon: You chump, you're in the wrong place, this is just a neighborhood bar!
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Cher: I can't believe they gave me an Oscar for playing an older woman who has a fling with a younger man. Oh gosh, normally they give it for acting, oh gosh.
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Jessica Hahn: I'm trying to get new recruits to a new organization, called B.I.M.B.O.s. It's a loose association of women.
Fred: I see, an association of loose women.......
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Jimmy Swaggert: Oh! God! I have sinned against you!
George Burns: Knock off the dinner theater, Jim, If I want to see overacting I'll watch Vincent Gardenia.
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Mister Rogers: Wait, what's this? Why, how neighborly. Can you say, "listening device?"
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Oliver North: Mr. President, I'm afraid the operation was not a success. They still have to do some work on your nose.
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Richard Nixon: I'm so close to the solution on who did me in. You see, they planted clues to throw us off.
Henry Kissinger: They did? Who did?
Richard Nixon: The Beatles.
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Richard Nixon: Jim Bakker became a disgrace when he got caught with a woman. Jimmy Swaggert became a disgrace when he went to a hotel with a woman. Gary Hart became a disgrace when he dared the press to follow him. I remember the good old days when you had to have brains to be a disgrace.
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