Coyote Funeral Quotes

Casey Cannon: Girl, you're as fetchin' as a pure bred huntin' dog.

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Casey Cannon: How long you think it'd take to walk Texas?
Dustin Cannon: The average person walks 4 miles per hour. 24 hours a day. 857 miles ...
Casey Cannon: What's that about 8 days?
Dustin Cannon: You're not gonna eat, sleep, or rest during an 857 mile walk.
Casey Cannon: It's hypothetical, Dusty.

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Scooter: The more ass the Christmas merrier.

Movie: Coyote Funeral