Wooly Boys Quotes

[in a Greyhound bus station]
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: How much does it cost to ride the 'Hound to Minneapolis these days?
Verla: Why, Stoney hon', you haven't been to the Twin Cities since Dolly Parton went, criminies, went from a C cup to a triple D.

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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: I don't like the way she's raising you.
Charles: Oh? How's that?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Like a frail litter runt still suckin' hind tit.
Charles: OK, I've got no idea what that means, but you can't talk to me like that.

Movie: Wooly Boys
Charles: Do you have any idea how long it's taken me to get into that site?
Shuck: Do you have any idea how long I've been standin' here?
Charles: Great, I'm getting a lesson in bad manners from a cowboy.
Shuck: Sheep rancher.
Charles: There's a difference?

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Shuck: I wouldn't make a lot of noise if I was you. You don't want to alert Stoney to your leavin'.
Charles: As if he would care if I left.
Shuck: What makes you think he don't care?
Charles: I don't know... What would you call no contact for nine years?
Shuck: I'd call it bein' a man of few words.

Movie: Wooly Boys
Shuck: You know, we ought to be thinkin' about gettin' the kid back home, Stoney. He belongs to his mama. You can't turn him into a wooly boy in two hours.
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: You can't teach nobody nothin' around here.

Movie: Wooly Boys