Click Quotes

Agent 0013: I'm pumping answers out of him!

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Michael Newman: You've gotta show me how you do the quarter trick, it's driving me crazy!
Ted: A good magician never reveals his secrets... however, if you invite us over for dinner more often...
Michael Newman: You can come over tomorrow night and the next night and the next night and whenever you want!

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Michael Newman: Ben... family... always comes first...

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Michael Newman: How you doing, buddy? Playing some catch?
Kevin O'Doyle: Actually, we're playing some drop, 'cause Ben hasn't caught one yet. [Kevin throws ball, Ben misses and throws it back, glaring]
Ben at 7-Years-Old: Darn it.
Michael Newman: Ahh. [freezes the game and moves Kevin's glove down and unfreezes]
Kevin O'Doyle: [Ball hits Kevin's face] Ahh!
Michael Newman: Ho-ho! You're a regular Derek Jeter yourself, O'Doyle.
Kevin O'Doyle: [runs home] MOMMY!

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Prince Habeeboo's Assistant: Still itchy? [Starts scratching Prince Habeeboo facial hair]
Prince Habeeboo: You got it

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[to an officious minion code-named "P"]
Rod Steele: Nothing better than having a good P.

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