Land of the Lost Quotes

Enik: Thank Vinok you've come to my aid, Rick Marshall.
Dr. Rick Marshall: You know me?
Enik: Of course. Even in the farthest reaches of the universe, we have seen your Matt Lauer video.

TV Show: Land of the Lost
Holly Cantrell: What are you eating?
Dr. Rick Marshall: It's a donut stuffed with M&Ms. That way, when you've finished the donut, you don't have to eat any M&Ms.

TV Show: Land of the Lost
Kevin Porter: Dad, you've got him trapped in there!
Tom Porter: He's blind, probably only temporary, he took a good one to the head from Scarface.
Kevin Porter: Hey, let's seal him up so he'll never come out!
Stink: Never come out!
Tom Porter: No... we can't.
Kevin Porter: [shocked] What?
Tom Porter: I know how you feel. I have no love for Shung, either. But if we do that we're no better than he is.
Kevin Porter: I can't believe this! My own dad whimping out?
Stink: Yeah, whimp out!
Tom Porter: You're wrong, Kev. I know Shung acts like an animal, it'd be easy for us to do the same, we'd be just like him. But without our humanity, what's left? We'd really be back in the stone age. As much as I hate him, leave him a way out. It may take him a while to make the hole wide enough but at least its some air.
Kevin Porter: You're right, Dad.

TV Show: Land of the Lost
Will Marshall: [speaking to Cha-Ka] Ha ha! Congratulations! Today you're a man!

TV Show: Land of the Lost
[Will and Holly can smell dinosaur dung on Rick]
Dr. Rick Marshall: Would you grow up?
Holly Cantrell: Oh, my God!
Dr. Rick Marshall: Yes, he pooped me out!
Will Stanton: And now you guys are friends?
Dr. Rick Marshall: While I was snaking my way through his bowels, I don't know, I... I must have dislodged some sort of intestinal blockage. And, yes, he's in a much better mood now. So can we move on? I would really like to go home.
Will Stanton: You were deuced out by a dinosaur. That is incredibly cool.

TV Show: Land of the Lost