Christmas Cruelty! Quotes
Magne: That ugly, fat, disgusting, bum crack sweaty, pussy discharge eating cross-eyed wheelchair abuser! That wank cloth freak! That mongoloid, retarded, kukkake gnome! That abortion ape! That failed medical experiment! That bloody fucking pathetic loser! That... arrgh... snickerdoodle!
Mats: Are you angry, Magne?
Mats: Man, that fucking cripple is going to suffer.
Mats: Yes...
Magne: Enough of this.
Mats: Sure...
Mats: Are you angry, Magne?
Mats: Man, that fucking cripple is going to suffer.
Mats: Yes...
Magne: Enough of this.
Mats: Sure...
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Serial-Santa: Do you want a sandwich? Don't worry, I'm not gonna force you.
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Serial-Santa: You got brittle bone disease, right? I have to try something.
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Serial-Santa: Does Jan Thomas live here? There are no fucking tools in this fucking faggot apartment! This won't be any good for either of us!
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Serial-Santa: Give me the code, or I'll skin the remaining girl alive!
Per-Ingvar: Fshmmfsh.
Serial-Santa: Speak up!
Per-Ingvar: Four, seven, four, seven.
Serial-Santa: 4747?
Per-Ingvar: Yes.
Per-Ingvar: Fshmmfsh.
Serial-Santa: Speak up!
Per-Ingvar: Four, seven, four, seven.
Serial-Santa: 4747?
Per-Ingvar: Yes.
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Solveig: Hi there!
Serial-Santa: Merry Christmas!
Solveig: How can I help you?
Serial-Santa: I need something for a guy in a wheelchair.
Solveig: Do you have anything special in mind?
Serial-Santa: Well, I was thinking maybe... a chainsaw.
Solveig: Right. Come with me. Here are the two models we stock. We've got this piece of crap. A hobby model if want to trim bushes. And if you actually get it to start, you're really lucky. But this one... This is the bestseller. Hooper 7400. A spectacular saw. This was our bestseller this autumn. You can fell and declimb with it. This is a great all-rounder.
Serial-Santa: Is it ready for use?
Solveig: All you need is petrol. It's a two-stroke-engine, so you need petrol with oil.
Serial-Santa: I'll take it!
Solveig: It's 4999. Does he have the necessary protective gear? Protective pants and boots?
Serial-Santa: He don't use his legs anyway.
Solveig: I understand, but I have to ask.
Serial-Santa: Merry Christmas!
Solveig: How can I help you?
Serial-Santa: I need something for a guy in a wheelchair.
Solveig: Do you have anything special in mind?
Serial-Santa: Well, I was thinking maybe... a chainsaw.
Solveig: Right. Come with me. Here are the two models we stock. We've got this piece of crap. A hobby model if want to trim bushes. And if you actually get it to start, you're really lucky. But this one... This is the bestseller. Hooper 7400. A spectacular saw. This was our bestseller this autumn. You can fell and declimb with it. This is a great all-rounder.
Serial-Santa: Is it ready for use?
Solveig: All you need is petrol. It's a two-stroke-engine, so you need petrol with oil.
Serial-Santa: I'll take it!
Solveig: It's 4999. Does he have the necessary protective gear? Protective pants and boots?
Serial-Santa: He don't use his legs anyway.
Solveig: I understand, but I have to ask.
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Chainsaw salesman: Chainsaw and petrol. 4999 for the saw and 169 for the petrol. But since it's Christmas, let's say 5000. Card?
Serial-Santa: Yes.
Chainsaw salesman: Pin code and enter. Receipt?
Serial-Santa: No.
Chainsaw salesman: Anything else?
Serial-Santa: No. Merry Christmas!
Chainsaw salesman: Merry Christmas yourself. What do you give me?
Serial-Santa: Yes.
Chainsaw salesman: Pin code and enter. Receipt?
Serial-Santa: No.
Chainsaw salesman: Anything else?
Serial-Santa: No. Merry Christmas!
Chainsaw salesman: Merry Christmas yourself. What do you give me?
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Serial-Santa: Hi, princess! Yes... Daddy's coming home soon. I just have to finish this guy off.
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