Christmas Cruelty! Quote

Solveig: Hi there!
Serial-Santa: Merry Christmas!
Solveig: How can I help you?
Serial-Santa: I need something for a guy in a wheelchair.
Solveig: Do you have anything special in mind?
Serial-Santa: Well, I was thinking maybe... a chainsaw.
Solveig: Right. Come with me. Here are the two models we stock. We've got this piece of crap. A hobby model if want to trim bushes. And if you actually get it to start, you're really lucky. But this one... This is the bestseller. Hooper 7400. A spectacular saw. This was our bestseller this autumn. You can fell and declimb with it. This is a great all-rounder.
Serial-Santa: Is it ready for use?
Solveig: All you need is petrol. It's a two-stroke-engine, so you need petrol with oil.
Serial-Santa: I'll take it!
Solveig: It's 4999. Does he have the necessary protective gear? Protective pants and boots?
Serial-Santa: He don't use his legs anyway.
Solveig: I understand, but I have to ask.

Movie: Christmas Cruelty!

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