Chinatown Quotes

Lawrence Walsh: Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

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Detective Sergeant Gahagan: Quit kidding, Torchy. You ain't no lady. You're a reporter.

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Jake Gittes: So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do? So he says, How do the Chinese do it? And the guy says, Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting. So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, Excuse me for a minute, honey. He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman! [Laughs hysterically]

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Jake Gittes: I just want to know what you're worth. Over ten million?
Noah Cross: Oh my, yes.
Jake Gittes: Why are you doing it? How much better can you eat? What can you buy that you can't already afford?
Noah Cross: The future, Mr. Gitts, the future.

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Jake Gittes: What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.

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[Evelyn Mulwray and Gittes in her bathroom]
Jake Gittes: There's something black in the green part of your eye.
Evelyn Mulwray: Oh, that. It's a... it's a flaw in the iris.
Jake Gittes: Flaw?
Evelyn Mulwray: Yes, it's a sort of birthmark.

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[Lunch is served; it's fish]
Noah Cross: I hope you don't mind. I believe they should be served with the head.
Jake Gittes: Fine... long as you don't serve the chicken that way.

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Jake Gittes : You're dumber than you think I think you are.

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Jake Gittes : So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!" [ laughs hysterically ]

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Noah Cross : Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water.

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[ Lunch is served; it's fish ]
Noah Cross : I hope you don't mind. I believe they should be served with the head.
Jake Gittes : Fine... long as you don't serve the chicken that way.

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Jake Gittes : Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain amount of finesse.

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Evelyn Mulwray : I see you like publicity, Mr. Gittes. Well, you're going to get it.

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Jake Gittes : Mulvihill! What are you doing here?
Mulvihill : They shut my water off. What's it to you?
Jake Gittes : How'd you find out about it? You don't drink it; you don't take a bath in it... They wrote you a letter. But then you have to be able to read.

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Man with Knife : You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.

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Jake Gittes : But, Mrs. Mulwray, I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something.

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Evelyn Mulwray : Tell me, Mr. Gittes: Does this often happen to you?
Jake Gittes : What's that?
Evelyn Mulwray : Well, I'm judging only on the basis of one afternoon and an evening, but, uh, if this is how you go about your work, I'd say you'd be lucky to, uh, get through a whole day.
Jake Gittes : Actually, this hasn't happened to me for a long time.
Evelyn Mulwray : When was the last time?
Jake Gittes : Why?
Evelyn Mulwray : It's an innocent question.
Jake Gittes : In Chinatown.
Evelyn Mulwray : What were you doing there?
Jake Gittes : Working for the District Attorney.
Evelyn Mulwray : Doing what?
Jake Gittes : As little as possible.
Evelyn Mulwray : The District Attorney gives his men advice like that?
Jake Gittes : They do in Chinatown.

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Lt. Escobar : [ pointing to a graffito on the wall ] Isn't that your phone number?
Jake Gittes : Is it? I forget. I don't call myself that often.

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Loach : What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
Jake Gittes : Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?

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Jake Gittes : Evelyn, put that gun away. Let the police handle this.
Evelyn Mulwray : He owns the police!

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[ a woman identifying herself as Evelyn Mulwray is hiring Gittes ]
Jake Gittes : What makes you certain that your husband is, um, involved with someone?
Mrs. Mulwray : A wife can tell.
Jake Gittes : Mrs. Mulwray, do you love your husband?
Mrs. Mulwray : Yes, of course.
Jake Gittes : Then go home and forget everything.

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Jake Gittes : There's no point in getting tough with me. I'm just...
Evelyn Mulwray : I don't get tough with anyone, Mr. Gittes. My lawyer does.

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Yelburton : After you've worked with a man a certain length of time, you come to know his habits, his values - you come to know him - and either he's the kind who chases after women or he isn't.
Jake Gittes : Mulwray isn't?
Yelburton : He never even kids about it.
Jake Gittes : Well, maybe he takes it very seriously.

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Evelyn Mulwray : Hollis seems to think you're an innocent man.
Jake Gittes : Well, I've been accused of a lot of things before, Mrs. Mulwray, but never that.

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Yelburton : My goodness, what happened to your nose?
Jake Gittes : I cut myself shaving.
Yelburton : You ought to be more careful. That must really smart.
Jake Gittes : Only when I breathe.

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Noah Cross : You've got a nasty reputation, Mr. Gittes. I like that.

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Noah Cross : 'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.

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[ Evelyn Mulwray drives while Gittes reads an obituary from the newspaper ]
Jake Gittes : A memorial service was held at the Mar Vista Inn today for Jasper Lamar Crabb. He passed away two weeks ago.
Evelyn Mulwray : Why is that unusual?
Jake Gittes : He passed away two weeks ago and one week ago he bought the land. That's unusual.

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Noah Cross : You may think you know what you're dealing with, but, believe me, you don't. [ Gittes grins ]
Noah Cross : Why is that funny?
Jake Gittes : That's what the District Attorney used to tell me in Chinatown.

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[ Evelyn Mulwray and Gittes in her bathroom ]
Jake Gittes : There's something black in the green part of your eye.
Evelyn Mulwray : Oh, that. It's a... it's a flaw in the iris.
Jake Gittes : Flaw?
Evelyn Mulwray : Yes, it's a sort of birthmark.

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