Chalk Quotes

Eric Slatt: [to Janet] I see you're wearing foundation. Something wrong with your razor this morning?

TV Show: Chalk
Laurel: Oh, if I could only be somewhere other than where I am, someone other than who I am!
Miss Madrigal: There now, where and what do you want to be?
Laurel: Dead... and in Hell!

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Suzy Travis: Of all the videotapes in the world, imagine the one you'd most like to see. Maybe the one you wouldn't normally be allowed to see, but the one you would give anything to hold in your hand.
Dan McGill: Lesbian Spank Inferno?

TV Show: Chalk