Carrie Pilby Quotes

Carrie Pilby: There's a perfectly good reason I don't have any friends. Friends are people. And people are dishonest, ingenuine, and let's face it, not that smart.

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Tara: Nobody likes anybody for who they are. That's why we have to pretend to be BETTER than who we are, and let people find out the truth later, once they've already invested.

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Cy: Why would I want to burgle my own apartment?

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Douglas P. Simpson: Did you just have an orgasm over a cherry soda?

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Dr. Petrov: I'd appreciate you not listening in on my sessions.
Carrie Pilby: I'm sorry. The door was just flat enough for my ear.

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Tara: Come on, smart AND pretty? You must be killing it out there. Do you have a boyfriend?
Carrie Pilby: Is that really your next question?

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