Swiss Army Man Quotes
Manny: If my best friend hides his farts from me then what else is he hiding from me, and why does that make me feel so alone?
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Hank: Because I'm just a scared, ugly, useless person.
Manny: But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.
Hank: Manny, you have no idea how nice that sounds.
Manny: But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Maybe we're all just dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.
Hank: Manny, you have no idea how nice that sounds.
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Manny: But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. Yeah, maybe we're all just ugly, dying sacks of shit and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that.
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Hank: You can't just say anything that comes into your head, that's bad talking.
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Hank: Maybe that's just something the brain invents to survive.
Manny: Yeah. Like maybe your brain invented me to distract you from the fact that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking and your mouth will stop chewing and your blood will stop pumping and then you're gonna shit yourself. And that's it.
Hank: No. No, that's not it. Because then my organs are going to shit themselves.
Manny: And then your cells will shit themselves, and then all your shit's gonna get mixed in with everyone else's shit till there's nothing left of you, and then that's it.
Hank: I don't know, man. That sounds kind of nice, everyone's shit mixing, because then someday some of your shit is gonna meet up with some of my shit, and we'll have something to look forward to, you know?
Manny: You're disgusting.
Manny: Yeah. Like maybe your brain invented me to distract you from the fact that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking and your mouth will stop chewing and your blood will stop pumping and then you're gonna shit yourself. And that's it.
Hank: No. No, that's not it. Because then my organs are going to shit themselves.
Manny: And then your cells will shit themselves, and then all your shit's gonna get mixed in with everyone else's shit till there's nothing left of you, and then that's it.
Hank: I don't know, man. That sounds kind of nice, everyone's shit mixing, because then someday some of your shit is gonna meet up with some of my shit, and we'll have something to look forward to, you know?
Manny: You're disgusting.
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Manny: I'm scared because I fear if I die I might really miss you.
Hank: Oh you're the worst.
Hank: Oh you're the worst.
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Manny: My names Manny and this is my best friend Hank. I used to be dead and he brought me back to life.
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Hank: Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes, hoping you'll see her again. She smiles, and you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck. Something carnal inside of you causes your body to break out in sweats. You feel like the luckiest man in the world. She sits alone, just like every other day, and looks out the window lost in her thoughts. You know that look. She's just as alone as you are. But she doesn't have to be. You could talk to her. Tell her you'd love to sit next to her today and every other day, because life is short, and no one deserves to ride the bus alone.
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Hank: Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't want and squeezes it out your butt.
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Hank: The important, for now, is to find what was your life
Manny: What is life?
Manny: What is life?
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Manny: We're gonna die. That's a thought. Everybody dies. I'm sorry if this makes me weird or you don't understand, but I wish I was dead again.
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Hank: OK Manny talk to her.
Manny: What I talk about?
Hank: Just whatever comes naturally.
Manny: hello!, I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.
Hank: OK that's called kissing you can't do that yet is too fast.
Manny: Oh! how about if I put my penis on you.
Hank: That's even worse!
Manny: Oh! so sorry, what about if just the tip, like just the very beginning.
Hank: OK Manny is not about sex!
Manny: What I talk about?
Hank: Just whatever comes naturally.
Manny: hello!, I don't know why but I have the sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.
Hank: OK that's called kissing you can't do that yet is too fast.
Manny: Oh! how about if I put my penis on you.
Hank: That's even worse!
Manny: Oh! so sorry, what about if just the tip, like just the very beginning.
Hank: OK Manny is not about sex!
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Hank: Hello, world! My name is Hank Thompson, and I've been stranded out on an island in the Pacific all alone! And this man, this man saved me from the brink of death when he allowed me to ride him like a jet ski, propelled by his f...
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Manny: You wanna go home, so you can have love?
Hank: Yeah.
Manny: But you ran away 'coz nobody loves you?
Hank: That's not true.
Manny: You're broken and empty and dirty and smelly and useless and old. You're like trash, right?
Hank: Yeah.
Manny: But you ran away 'coz nobody loves you?
Hank: That's not true.
Manny: You're broken and empty and dirty and smelly and useless and old. You're like trash, right?
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Hank: How do you expect anyone to want to talk to you if you sound retarded? I sound like my dad.
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