Bridget Joness Diary Quotes

Daniel Cleaver: **** me, I love Keats.

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Bridget: [to carolers] Bugger off.

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Bridget: It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

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Pam Jones: [as demonstrator at shopping mall] Yes... Now how many of you have it oeuf... have it oeuf... it's French... All you do is put the egg in here like this... and... up, down, up, down [demonstrating]
Pam Jones: ...and voila! Ooh, mind the over-spray, dear.

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Tom: Come the **** on, Bridget.

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Tom: Well done Bridge, four hours of careful cooking and a feast of blue soup, omelette and marmalade. I think that deserves a toast, don't you? To Bridget, who cannot cook, but who we love [in an undertone]
Tom: just as she is.
Tom, Shazzer, Jude: To Bridget, just as she is.

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