Brain Donors Quotes

Jacques: Are you Roland T. Flakfizer?
Flakfizer: That all depends. Do I owe you money?
Jacques: No.
Flakfizer: In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you?
Jacques: No.
Flakfizer: Then I'm your man!

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Rocco: Charity work. I gather these for those less fortunate than myself who can't afford pornography.

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Rocco Melonchek: We'll have to perform a full rectum-ology.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Fondue, an epidemic! drop those pants... Not you, the patient.
Doctor: I thought you were cardiologists...
Rocco Melonchek: Uh, well, they're all connected, we enter the rectum and head north.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Why do you think we have such long instruments?

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Roland T. Flakfizer: Please, call me what everyone else calls me: "Your Royal Sex Machine."

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Volare: My dance shoes are in the Louvre in Paris.
Flakfizer: Big deal. Last year I left a raincoat in Cleveland.

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[the amount on a taxi meter is rising quickly]
Roland T. Flakfizer: Aren't those numbers going by a little fast?
Rocco Melonchek: You're probably just a speed reader.

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