Juice Quotes
Loc Dog: Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman: The **** is he talking 'bout?
Mailman: The **** is he talking 'bout?
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Loc Dog: Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!
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Otho: What happened to the people who lived here?
Delia: Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse.
Delia: Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse.
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[Adam and Barbara struggle to understand the HANDBOOK FOR THE RECENTLY DECEASED]
Barbara: Just... can you give me the basics?
Adam: Well, this book isn't arranged that way. What do you want to know?
Barbara: Well... why did you disappear when you stepped off the porch? Are we halfway to heaven? Are we halfway to hell...? How long is this gonna last?
Adam: I don't see anything about heaven OR hell. This book reads like stereo instructions. Listen to this: Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation. [Snaps book shut]
Adam: Oh, this is gonna take some time, honey.
Barbara: Just... can you give me the basics?
Adam: Well, this book isn't arranged that way. What do you want to know?
Barbara: Well... why did you disappear when you stepped off the porch? Are we halfway to heaven? Are we halfway to hell...? How long is this gonna last?
Adam: I don't see anything about heaven OR hell. This book reads like stereo instructions. Listen to this: Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation. [Snaps book shut]
Adam: Oh, this is gonna take some time, honey.
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[last lines] [In the waiting room, Betelgeuse is sitting next to a witch doctor, who is next in line]
Betelgeuse: How ya doin'? Did you do that? [points to explorer with shrunken head]
Betelgeuse: That's good work. Let me ask you something. How do you get them so sma... Hey, there goes Elvis! Yo, King! [as the doctor looks away, Betelgeuse switches numbers]
Betelgeuse: Well, guess I'm next. 'Bout time, too. I have a photo shoot with GQ in about an hour and a half. They've been trying to get me for weeks. Some underware thing or something... [the witch doctor sprinkles some powder on Betelgeuse's head; it starts shrinking]
Betelgeuse: [voice getting higher as head gets smaller] Hey! What are you doing? C'mon, you're messing up my hair! Whoa! Whoa! Stop it! *Whoa!*... Hey, this might be a good look for me.
Betelgeuse: How ya doin'? Did you do that? [points to explorer with shrunken head]
Betelgeuse: That's good work. Let me ask you something. How do you get them so sma... Hey, there goes Elvis! Yo, King! [as the doctor looks away, Betelgeuse switches numbers]
Betelgeuse: Well, guess I'm next. 'Bout time, too. I have a photo shoot with GQ in about an hour and a half. They've been trying to get me for weeks. Some underware thing or something... [the witch doctor sprinkles some powder on Betelgeuse's head; it starts shrinking]
Betelgeuse: [voice getting higher as head gets smaller] Hey! What are you doing? C'mon, you're messing up my hair! Whoa! Whoa! Stop it! *Whoa!*... Hey, this might be a good look for me.
Movie: Juice