Bloodsucking Bastards Quotes

Frank: [after the janitor vampire explodes as a result of Frank stabbing him in the heart]Wikipedia did not mention that.

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Frank: You don't get this badge without dusting a few puncture monkeys.

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Frank: Today we become men.
Evan: Or vampires.
Tim: Or dead.

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Tim: Bam snap!

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Evan: Meeting's cancelled.

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Evan: God this company sucks!

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Max: Evan, do you remember what I said we sell here?
Evan: Dreams?
Max: Yeah, that was bullshit. We sell fear.

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Tim: We need to arm ourselves. We need weapons and shit!
Frank: I was waiting for you to say that.

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Max: I want you.
Elaine: I'm a virgin.
Max: You all are.

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Andrew: We are losing a lot of employees.

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Tim: Geez, the vampire that takes a bite out of you is going to be up for a week.

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Evan: Mandy please, can we talk privately? Just somewhere else?
Amanda: Don't call me Mandy.

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