Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure Quotes

Billy the Kid: Here's the deal gentlemen. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep.
Bill, Ted: Sounds good, Mr. The Kid!

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Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent! [air guitar]
Evil Duke: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!

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Socrates: [In Greek] Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

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Ted: Dude, it's Sigmund Frood. How much time we got left?
Ted: Tons. Why?
Bill: Extra credit, dude.
Ted: [to Freud] How's it goin', Frood-dude?

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Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

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