Beer Quotes

Curly: He's pointin' where you are!
Moe: Ya mean he's pointin' where I was! C'mon, let's get outta here!

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Mr. Snavely: Our Chester never stole nothin' from nobody - hardly ever!

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Tim Maroon: [after killing him, Rut and Blank are stuffing the alien an a backpack] What are you doing? David "Rut" Rutledge: I'm selling him.
Tim Maroon: You can't do that!
Neil Blank: Sure we can. We'll just post him on eBay. David "Rut" Rutledge: Shut up, stupified. I have a plan. Gentlemen, we are gonna have beer money for the rest of our lives.

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Tim Maroon: So what is up with Echo Olvera's cans?
David "Rut" Rutledge: You saw that, huh? Talk about a late-bloomer. Eighteen years of nothing and then, BAM! Dual-side airbags.

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Tim Maroon: [first line, after seeing U.F.O] I am not on crack...

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