Bedazzled Quotes

George Spiggott: Most of the saints throughout history have been a pain in the neck.

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George Spiggott: You see, a soul's rather like your appendix: totally expendable.

Movie: Bedazzled

Stanley Moon: [after George Spigott tells him who he is] I know... you've escaped from somewhere!

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Stanley Moon: [reading Faustian contract] I, Stanley Moon, hereinafter and in the hereafter to be known as 'The Damned' - The damned?

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Stanley Moon: You painted a beautiful dream and shoved me into a nightmare.

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[Searching for change]
George Spiggott: Oh, um, have you got sixpence? I've only got a million-pound note.

Movie: Bedazzled