Band of Brothers (mini) Quotes

Frank Perconte: Hey O'Brien, relax would ya? I'm trying to read.
Pvt. Patrick O'Keefe: It's O'Keefe.
Frank Perconte: Is that right?
Pvt. Patrick O'Keefe: Yeah, Patrick O'Keefe, my friends call me Patty. [starts humming]
Frank Perconte: Hey O'Brien, shut up!
Pvt. Patrick O'Keefe: I told you, it's O'Keefe.
Frank Perconte: Do you know why no one remembers your name? Its cause no one wants to remember your name! There are too many Smiths, Dimattos, and O'Keefes and O'Briens who show up here replacing Toccoa men that you dumb replacements got killed in the first place. And they're all like you. They're all piss and vinegar. Where the Krauts at? Let me at 'em. When do I get to jump into Berlin? Two days later there they are with their blood and guts hanging out. Screaming for a medic, begging for their goddamn mother. You dumb kids don't even know you're dead yet. Hey, you listening to me? Don't you know this is the best part of frickin' war I've seen? I've got hot chow, hot showers, a warm bed. The way I see it, Germany is almost as good as being home. I even got to wipe my ass with real toilet paper today. So quit asking when you're gonna see some action, will ya? And stop with the frickin' love songs! [pause]
Frank Perconte: When'd you ship out? Two weeks ago?
Pvt. Patrick O'Keefe: [Quiet] Yeah.
Frank Perconte: Its been two years since I've seen home. Two years.

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'Buck' Compton: Where you hit, Pop?
'Popeye' Wynn: I can't believe, I ****ed up. My ass, sir.
'Buck' Compton: Your ass? [Lt. Compton checks his wound]
'Buck' Compton: Holy ****.

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Bill Guarnere: I like Winters, he's a good man. But when the bullets start flying, I don't know if I want a Quaker doing my fighting for me.

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Warren Muck: I swam the across the Niagara once.
Alex Penkala: Yeah?
Warren Muck: I swear. On a bet.
George Luz: What, in a barrel?
Warren Muck: No... God! I didn't go over the falls, George. I swam across the river. Ten miles up from the Falls. I tell ya that current is damn strong. It must have carried me at least two miles down stream before I made it across, but I got across. Now personally, I didn't think it was all that stupid. But my mom and my sister Ruth... they gave me all kinds of hell.
Alex Penkala: Well, they do have a point. You're an idiot.

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