Bad Kids of Crestview Academy Quotes

Headmaster Nash: Young man, take his cock out of your mouth.

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Faith Jackson: Fuck you! Jesus loves cheerleaders.

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Max Rainwater: It's a good day to mop.

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Dr. Knight: My gift to you is a ball of light.

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Ben The Naked Wizard: Don't taze me bitch!

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Senator Wilkes: Mother knows all.

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Siouxsie: Tell Senator Wilkes to suck my dick.

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Blaine Wilkes: You look stressed.

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Sara Hasegawa: Did you see the one about the cat?

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Brian Marquez: Everybody knows you've got to go where the dick is.

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