Camp Nowhere Quotes

"Mud": How could you invite her over?! She's going to find out!
Dennis Van Welker: Mud, in a couple of years, two things will happen. One, you'll grow a ridiculous mustache that looks fruit mold on your upper lip. Two, you'll suddenly understand why men invite charming, attractive women to dinner.

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Karl Dell: I'm freezing my nuts off out here!
Zach: You can thaw em' out later.

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Lt. Eliot Hendricks: Fleur... what the hell are you doing?

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Steve: This bites.
All: Yeah.
Heather: We should just go home.
All: Yeah.
Steve: At least at home they have cable.
All: Cable.
Arnold: Baywatch.
Guys: Baywatch.
Walter: Baywatch.

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[the twins are arguing over what city to "bomb"]
Ashley, Twin: Minneapolis!
Amber, Twin: Milwaukee!
Ashley, Twin: Minneapolis!
Amber, Twin: Milwaukee!
Ashley, Twin: But Grandma lives in Milwaukee.
Ashley, Twin, Amber, Twin: [beat] Milwaukee! [Milwaukee explodes]

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