Around the Bend Quotes

Henry Lair: Hey. Hey, there's something different about my nanny.
Jason Lair: She's a nurse.
Henry Lair: Well, whatever she is, she gave me a woody, goddamnit!
Jason Lair: Well, I-I-I guess that's natural.
Henry Lair: Well, of course, it's natural! I didn't say an aligator came out of my ass!

Movie: Around the Bend
Turner Lair: Your tense. You get that from your mother's people

Movie: Around the Bend