WWF SmackDown! Quotes
John Bradshaw Layfield: [On the Boogeyman] Who were his parents? Mr and Mrs Man?
TV Show: WWF SmackDown!
John Bradshaw Layfield: [to The Big Show in February 2005] Big Show put down your pizza, look at the monitor and realise you are about to get in the ring with greatness!
TV Show: WWF SmackDown!
Tazz: I almost got whacked by a car yesterday.
Michael Cole: What happened?
Tazz: Well I was trying to cross the road in this crazy city because they drive on the right, I stepped out and the driver shouted to me "Move outta the way you bloody fool!"
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The Big Show: And I couldn't have thought of a better way to spend Thanksgiving, than with the WWE fans, and, without a doubt, the single greatest announce team in the history of the business. Unfortunately, Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler work on Mondays, so I'm stuck with Tazz and Cole!
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Carlito Caribbean Cool: [after biting an apple and spitting it on another guy's face] I spit in the face of people who dont want to be cool.
TV Show: WWF SmackDown!