Archie's Fun House Quotes

Archie Andrews: Look at that ocean! Did you ever see so much water?
Big Moose: No, and we're only looking at the top of it.

Movie: Archie's Fun House
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Here we go with Archie's Amateur Show. Now to get our show off to a flying start, here he is, Mudlark Moose doing his bird call!
Big Moose: Duh, here, bird! Here, bird!

Movie: Archie's Fun House
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. [Archie continues inaudibly]
Veronica Lodge: We can't hear you with that space helmet on.
Archie Andrews: Huh? Oh, sorry, gang. As I was saying, get ready for the Fun House Space Spectacular.

Movie: Archie's Fun House
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. And now let's get the show on the road.

Movie: Archie's Fun House