Monster House Quotes

Chowder: My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee. I mean, he's kind of a cop... he's got a gun.

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Chowder: Relax. Just be cool, like me. [Chowder accidentally leans on lever, which starts the machine]
Chowder: AAAAAH!

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DJ: I've just... murdered a guy!
Chowder: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

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Officer Lister: That sounds like the 'dangerous creature'! I'm gonna go check it out. [sneaks toward the house]
Officer Landers: [to self] Gosh, just like tryin' to wrangle a puppy...

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[Two workers carry in a heavy blackjack table]
Worker: It comes with it's own dealer.

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[after watching the house eat the two cops]
Chowder: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I think I'm having a stroke!

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