American Pie Presents Band Camp (V) Quotes
Brandon Vandecamp: I see you 're not wearing you beanie, Stifler.
Matt Stifler: Well, how about I take his beanie... [takes off Ernie's beanie]
Matt Stifler: ...and put it on my weenie?
Matt Stifler: Well, how about I take his beanie... [takes off Ernie's beanie]
Matt Stifler: ...and put it on my weenie?
Movie: American Pie Presents Band Camp (V)
Brandon Vandecamp: You're going down.
Matt Stifler: No, I'm not. But your mom did last night. Did she play the trumpet? 'Cause she has really strong lips.
Matt Stifler: No, I'm not. But your mom did last night. Did she play the trumpet? 'Cause she has really strong lips.
Movie: American Pie Presents Band Camp (V)
Ernie Kaplowitz: I really want to work for NASA.
Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?
Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?
Movie: American Pie Presents Band Camp (V)