Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous Quotes

Sam Fuller: I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be Tina Turner. I can't afford therapy on my salary.

Movie: Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous
Sam Fuller: I've got to take her to the bathroom.
Gracie Hart: I need a tampon!
Sam Fuller: You heard her, we've got an agent down. We NEED TAMPONS!
Jenkins: I'm not getting them.
Hills: I don't even get them for my wife.
Joel: I guess this is a job for a real man. Any particular brand?

Movie: Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous
Gracie Hart: You can do this. You know you can because you are Sam Fuller FBI. Nothing and nobody scares you. And I am Gracie Hart and at this moment I am also big bird and nothing scares me except... except loosing Cheryl, because having a friend like her and having any friend for me is a really really rare thing. Okay?
Sam Fuller: Okay but I am not singing.
Dolly Impersonator: And here's the fabulous Tina Turner.
Gracie Hart: Everything's going to be okay, just be Tina - -ish.

Movie: Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous
Gracie Hart: I wish you wouldn't kiss my watch. It's not water resistant.

Movie: Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous
Gracie Hart: Uh, excuse me, private conversation in progress.

Movie: Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous
Janet: Tell us where they went or we'll arrest you for obstructing justice and throw you in prison.
Joel: [aroused] Which prison?

Movie: Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous