Adam Green's Aladdin Quotes

Genarro Russo: We have internet evidence that he pursued being gay... and failed!

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Ms. President: Artists are people who are constantly on the search why people like them.

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Ms. President: Aladdin, are you ok?
Aladdin: I honestly feel like I'm deaf to my own soul.

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Farmer Dave: You remind me of somebody who's about to get fired.

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Mom: See, guys? All the nothingness we've been doing is finally having some effect!

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Emily: Why are you smiling? You're still ugly!

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Ralph: In general, our stance on creative endeavors is that everyone is amazing. So we have a strict no-masterpiece-policy.
Emily: Huh. I can deal with that. So... what's your stance on monogamy?

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Uncle Gary: As i said... this is a very special place. Miners discovered things here, magical things. Underneath this ground is the stuff that makes up everything, you know... the real star stuff! Something I learned back in the days when I was talking real fast in Cairo: [throws something into a campfire, shapes appear in the flames]
Uncle Gary: We start by globing the circle, then cubing the globe, and finally: triangulating the cubic globe. Mi mi rama oh niha niha!
Aladdin: What's it for?
Uncle Gary: It's the Cave Computer! It's a sacred intelligence that begins and does not begin with everlasting and neverlasting colored chords. In the left corner... that's you. That's me. And at the bottom... that's what's down there.

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Ms. President: We actually don't look at all what we think we do. The lamp is 5-dimensional. In the 5-dimensional view of things, we're all one person, one great person with an invisible string connecting all of our hands. All our hands are actually the same hand.

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Aladdin: Are aliens natural?
Uncle Gary: Sure! All technology is natural! Look... God = Humans/Nature+Aliens!

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Aladdin: Are aliens natural?
Uncle Gary: Sure! All technology is natural! Look... God equals humans devided by nature plus aliens!

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Uncle Gary: A planet where gender is no longer binary... nor is technology.

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Uncle Gary: As I said... this is a very special place. Miners discovered things here, magical things. Underneath this ground is the stuff that makes up everything, you know... the real star stuff! Something I learned back in the days when I was talking real fast in Cairo: [throws something into the campfire; shapes appear in the flames]
Uncle Gary: We start by globing the circle, then cubing the globe, and finally: triangulating the cubic globe. Mi mi rama oh niha niha!
Aladdin: What's it for?
Uncle Gary: It's the Cave Computer! It's a sacred intelligence that begins and does not begin with everlasting and neverlasting colored chords. In the left corner... that's you. That's me. And at the bottom... that's what's down there.

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Aladdin: In the future, bad people should be encouraged to kill themselves.

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Swedish Roommate: What were you saying before about vaginal theory?
Aladdin: [Drunk and high, having sex with a different swedish roommate]Vaginal theory. Here it goes: A pussy is a vagina that comes pre-moistened, and as it dries out turns into a vagina again.
British Druggie Guy: I'm watching that pussy turn into a vagina right before my very own eyes, mate!
Aladdin: A twat is something a 3-year-old has and a cunt is a mans mouth where a vagina should be.
Cunt: [From between Swedish Roommate's legs]You stupid cunts, cunts all of you! Hahaha, right mate?
Swedish Roommate: Well, technically that's just your perception of the pieces.

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Aladdin: I'm not stupid, im just inconclusive!

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Aladdin: I wonder what self-realisation would mean for a guy like me.
Princess Barbara: It'd propably be pretty ironic. What does 'ironic' mean anymore?
Aladdin: 'Ironic' is what comes after modern. Everything after modern is ironic. Including all of E-history.

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Genarro Russo: [after obviously getting a blowjob from the princess off-screen]That was the best blowjob I've ever heard!

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Genarro Russo: You all have a disease, and the only thing that will cure it is sucking my dick!... just kidding.

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