B@: It's a Wonderful Life, Batman! Quotes

Superman: Every time a bell rings, someone's planet blows up.

Movie: B@: It's a Wonderful Life, Batman!
Chief O'Hara: Aye, but Commissioner, I thought you said we could Mario Kart on the big TV?
Commissioner Gordon: We are, we are. Just keep it on the DL.

Movie: B@: It's a Wonderful Life, Batman!
Alfred Pennyworth: My apologies sir. I shouldn't have failed to realize the importance... nay, the necessity, to have Batman and Robin come grocery shopping. My mistake for thinking it was a simple task that could have easily been performed just as well, if not better, by Master Bruce and Mater Dick. I assure you, such admissible and logical ways of thinking will no longer be set as a standard in my own head. Henceforth, I will put my best foot forward in completing my duties as your butler in the most nonsensical way I can in order to better meet your impossible and impractical requests and demands.
Batman: ...Is that a hint of sarcasm I hear Alfred?
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh noooo. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go put away my mask. And I must say sir, what a great idea. I'm sure I was un recognizable with this on.

Movie: B@: It's a Wonderful Life, Batman!
Batman: Superman! Clark! Clark! Help me clark! Get me back! Get me back, I don't care what happens to me. Get me back to my life and Dick. Help me Clark please. Please. I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please God, let me live again.

Movie: B@: It's a Wonderful Life, Batman!
The Joker: For our next crime, we will trap all of Gotham in the sugary sweetness of gum drops!
Harley Quinn: Then we will buy a shoe company, forcing all of Gotham to buy new gumdrop resistant shoes from us!
The Joker: Allowing us to use the money we've earned on a Joker-Joke mobile and all the pancakes we could ever eat! It will be the most monopolizing, gooey, chewy, ooey, stewie, banjo-kazooie shoey delicious crime of the century!

Movie: B@: It's a Wonderful Life, Batman!