31 Quotes

Doom-Head: Smoke in times of rest is a great companion to the solitary soldier. You know who said that? Do you know who said that?
Charly: Do you really think I give a fuck?
Doom-Head: It was everyone's favorite revolutionary Marxist, Che Guevara. Except I think he smoked a pipe. I always thought I'd appear rather pretentious with a pipe.

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Doom-Head: [to Pastor Victor]You know what they say, kemosabe, in Hell, everybody loves popcorn.

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Doom-Head: I ain't no fucking clown.

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Doom-Head: [talking to himself in the mirror]I'm not crazy; I'm in control!

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Charly: I say we hunt these freaks down and slit their fucking throats.

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Doom-Head: [to Pastor Victor]Now, you may think you see a grease-painted performer sitting before you. But trust me - I'm not here to brighten your dismal day; I am here to end your miserable life. You know, all in all, you've had a pretty good run, but deep down inside you must've known it all had to end somewhere - might as well be now.

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Sister Dragon: Excuse me for asking, Father, but what exactly is the protocol if we have a survivor?
Father Murder: Doom-Head has never failed us. He will deliver as expected.
Sister Serpent: I mean no disrespect, but that was not the question.

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Venus Virgo: I'm gonna teach you something. I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you. There's only four things you need to know about this career. This is is the answer to it all! Alright...
Venus Virgo
Trixie
Snoopy: Sucky, sucky, sucky. Fucky, fucky, fucky. Juicy, juicy, juicy. Money, money, money!

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[Charly comes out of the van and stretches] Charly: You diggin' what you see, pops?
Lucky Leo: I reckon I do!

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Sex-Head: [punching Roscoe's bicep]Pop! See you later, Popeye! I'm gonna go get me some spinach.

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Father Murder: [to Charly, Roscoe, Venus, Panda, and Levon, who are bound and gagged]I bid you welcome, oh nameless and numbered ones! Tonight, we are going to play 31! What is 31, pray tell? Well, 31 is war and, as the old saying goes, war is Hell!
Sister Dragon: In exactly one hundred and twenty seconds, we shall begin. And all you have to do is survive twelve hours inside the walls of our own private little Hell.

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Psycho-Head
Schizo-Head: [to Charly, Roscoe, Venus, and Panda while giving them the finger]Count yourselves lucky you got fucked by the best!

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Doom-Head: [holds up an axe]I should apologize in advance for not sharpening this thing. [Doom-Head kills Pastor Victor]

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Doom-Head: [to Pastor Victor]What I do? Unfortunately for you, I do real well! [laughs]

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Schizo-Head: [to Venus, while holding her down]You want to see something mad funny?

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