Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie Quotes

Mother: [Mother has announced that she is going to Canne]Oh, just a thought. Will I need injections, Saffy?
Edina: Yeah, lethal ones.

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Patsy: [Eddie and Patsy are in the limosine after finding out that Eddie's credit cards are *broken*]Eddie, can we stop off at the Woolsley?
Edina: No, darling. My cards are broken.
Patsy: Chilton Firehouse?
Edina: My cards are *broken*!
Patsy: [Looks confused and lost]Well, haven't you got any of that... [gestures as if peeling bills off a stack]
Patsy: that *hand* money?

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Patsy: [On the red carpet outside the Huki Vuki event, Patsy sees Stella McCartney]Stella, darling. Hi, sweet-heart. Is your father with you? Is little Paul with you?
Stella McCartney: [disgusted]No.
Patsy: Oh, that's a shame. I was hoping to have a little catchup with him. Haven't seen him since 1969. [waggles tongue obscenely]
Patsy: Know what I mean?
Stella McCartney: Oh, God! [even more disgustedly]
Stella McCartney: And the world blamed Yoko.

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Edina: I mean, there was a time when the Zeitgeist blew through *me*. Now it's just...
Bubble: A tiny fart. Pththpt.

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Alex Jones: [interviewing on the red carpet]Gwendoline! Hi, how are you? You're really tall.
Gwendoline Christie: Well spotted.
Alex Jones: It's just because I was speaking to Lulu and she's, well, frankly, quite small.
Gwendoline Christie: Great.

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Jon Hamm: [to Patsy]I can't believe you're still... alive.

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[Saffy walks in and looks at Patsy] Patsy: Shut up!
Saffy: You shut up!

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[Saffy walks in and looks at Eddy] Edina: Can you just shut up please, darling, because I'm trying to do my mindlessness.

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Edina: I'm being trollied on Twitter.

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Edina: When I was coming in earlier a woman screamed at me, darling.
Saffy: What did she say?
Edina: She told me I was a pariah.
Saffy: Do you know what a pariah is?
Edina: It's a fish.

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Edina: Oh, that's great, isn't it? Now I've killed two people!

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Edina: We need to buy some champagne. What's that in French?

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Patsy: Charles was rather superb, actually, back in the days when the south of France was really something, and God created woman, and Brigitte Bardot was just out of nappies.
Edina: She's back in 'em now.

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Charlie: Oh, I miss those times.
Patsy: So do I, Charlie.
Charlie: But do you know what I really miss?
Patsy: Yes, Charlie?
Charlie: Pubic hair. I'm sick of those Brazilians, those Hollywoods. They're so bald, so boring. I had a full beard in those days... but I suppose you are what you eat.

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Charlie: Steer clear of the jacuzzi. It's a smoothie of old sperm.

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