21 and Over Quotes

Miller: Oh, my God! Did we just kill Jeff Chang again?

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Miller: Yeah, she's cute, but she's not my type.
Casey: What is your type?
Miller: Girls who want to have sex with me.

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Nicole: So, I take it you're not in a frat?
Casey: No, because I'm not angry and secretly gay.

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Casey: Don't ask about my sister, she's 16.
Miller: Well, yeah, but in the real world she's really like 18.
Casey: No, in the real world she's 16.

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Jeff Chang: That's my laptop.
Julian: Get a desktop, bitch!

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Jeff Chang: Hey, why is there a teddy bear glued to my penis?
Miller: No idea, no idea how that could have happened.

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Casey: Aren't we a little too old to be doing the whole music festival thing?
Miller: I don't know, Casey, are we too old to have fun times?
Casey: No.
Miller: Are we too old to spend a week enjoying 250 bands play seminal music of our generation? Are we too old to drop acid and make love to white chicks with dreadlocks?
Jeff Chang: I don't like dreadlocks.
Miller: Are we too old to take handfuls of ecstasy and dance around in fur, with other people in fur?
Casey: Yes! We're too old for all of those things.

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Miller: I'll bet you five bucks that I fuck your sister before you fuck my sister.
Casey: I bet you five bucks that I fuck my sister before you fuck my sister.
Miller: I'll give you five bucks if you fuck your sister.
Taxi Driver: OK, can we cool it with the sister fucking?

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Miller: Look, JeffChang, this isn't just any birthday.OK? This is your 21st birthday.
Casey: Here we go!
Miller: This is the day that you become a man.This is the day that you get to tell every bouncer who's ever carded you,You know what? Sure, I get it.Yes, I look like a nine-year-old Chinese girl.
Jeff Chang: What the fuck?
Miller: But guess what?Today is my 21st fucking birthday.So, step aside and let the man come through.

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Miller: No, let's get that little fucker home.

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Miller: [Forced to kiss eachother]I just... I wish you were wearing more than a tube sock, but fuck it, baby.
Casey: I really wish you didn't call me baby.

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Miller: [Upon seeing Nicole's small car]I've taken shits bigger than that!

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