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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.
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One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials.
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Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
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The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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Politics is applesauce.
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