Will Rogers Quotes

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

By Will Rogers

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

By Will Rogers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

By Will Rogers

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

By Will Rogers

There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators.

By Will Rogers

There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.

By Will Rogers

There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.

By Will Rogers

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

By Will Rogers

There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.

By Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

By Will Rogers

The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.

By Will Rogers

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

By Will Rogers

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

By Will Rogers

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

By Will Rogers

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

By Will Rogers

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

By Will Rogers

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

By Will Rogers

The public perceives there are problems with the water system, and with the efficiency of the system. We need some leadership and to provide expertise in the area of efficiency.

By Will Rogers

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

By Will Rogers

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

By Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

By Will Rogers

The more you read about politics, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other

By Will Rogers

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing you got to admit that each party is worse than the other

By Will Rogers

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

By Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How's the President'

By Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

By Will Rogers

The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment

By Will Rogers

The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.

By Will Rogers

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

By Will Rogers

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

By Will Rogers