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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! by

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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

By Will Rogers

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.

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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.

By Will Rogers

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

By Will Rogers

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

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I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.

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I have Indian blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!

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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

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I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.

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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage

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I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts

By Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

By Will Rogers

I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.

By Will Rogers

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

By Will Rogers

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

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I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.

By Will Rogers

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

By Will Rogers

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

By Will Rogers

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Gentlemen, you have just been listening to that Chinese sage, On Too long

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

By Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

By Will Rogers

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

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Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.

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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there

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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there!

By Will Rogers