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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.

By Will Rogers

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

By Will Rogers

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

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Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip

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Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

By Will Rogers

Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.

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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

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It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

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It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

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If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

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If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change our lobbies, we need to change our representatives

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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out

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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.

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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.

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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat

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